+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Short Fakts._ | _TOP KNOTS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| T || Sighns ov warmness | | | 2| F || @ @ @ Ruth | He who elevates hiz profeshun | | 3| S || Comstok born | iz the best mechanik, whether he | | 4| G || @ @ 1786 @ @ | preaches the gospel, peddles | | 5| M || @ Ruth Comstok @ | phisick, or skins eels for a living.| | 6| T || had the @ dispepshy | | | 7| W || @ more rain @ | | | 8| T || @ @ now expekt | * * * * * | | 9| F || litening rod @ @ | | |10| S || @ @ venders | Lazyness iz a terrible burden | |11| G || @: hot but wet :@ | to carry, and it iz one ov them | |12| M || | kind ov burdens that yu kant | |13| T || § June bugs ¶ @ | dump, if you want to ever so | |14| W || @ @ @ have cum | mutch. | |15| T || more heat @ @ @ | | |16| F || Mark @ Twain | | |17| S || @ is a funny kuss @ | * * * * * | |18| G || expekt hotness @ | | |19| M || @ @ now bury ~ | | |20| T || potatoes @ @ @ | It aint no disgrace for a man to | |21| W || @ @ not so warm | fall, but to lay thare, and grunt, | |22| T || @ Old Grimes @ | iz. | |23| F || is ded @ @ @ | | |24| S || hunt @ for @ frogs | | |25| G || @ hind legs @ | * * * * * | |26| M || thunder and @ @ | | |27| T || @ @ litening | | |28| W || @ thare iz a @ | An old man desperately in luv | |29| T || divinity shapes | iz an objekt ov pitty, he iz az | |30| F || @ our ends @ @ | bad off az a lost dog. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE LITENING ROD MAN._