+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Short Fakts._ | _RIGHT BOWERS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| S || Big-hotness @ @ | | | 2| G || @ @ Paul waz an | Luv is the strongest pashun ov | | 3| M || apostle @ @ @ | a woman's harte, she has got to | | 4| T || @ sighns @ ov @ | luv sumthing, either a baby, a | | 5| W || @ @ thunder @ | nu bonnet, a lap dog, or the | | 6| T || now destroy grass | heathen. | | 7| F || @ Sam Perkins @ | | | 8| S || died @ 1836 | * * * * * | | 9| G || very mutch hot @ | | |10| M || @ @ Sam Perkins | | |11| T || @ waz @ a @ pharo @ | I am allwuss more than haff | |12| W || -][- dealer :--: | afraid ov the man, who kant talk | |13| T || | 5 minnitts with me, on enny subjekt,| |14| F || @ @ heat hottens | without expressing grate | |15| S || @ ¶ @ @ | anxiety about my soul. | |16| G || snakes ~ hav cum | | |17| M || @ @ it rains @ @ | * * * * * | |18| T || Ward Beecher | | |19| W || @ iz a preecher @ | | |20| T || @ @ expekt @ | Go slo yung man, if yu tap | |21| F || thunder @ @ @ | both ends ov yure cider barrell | |22| S || @ ~ @ musketore | at once, and draw out ov the | |23| G || @ perforate @ @ | bung hole besides; yure cider | |24| M || hotly @ ¶ cheuing | aint a going to hold out long. | |25| T || gum @ diskovered | | |26| W || @ @ 1596 @ @ | | |27| T || Adam waz our @ | * * * * * | |28| F || @ @ @ beginning | | |29| S || @ mutch § hot @ | Eat hash washing days, and be | |30| G || 3 cheers ß @ @ | thankfull for it, even if yu hav | |31| M || @ @ @ for Adam | to shut both eyes to do it. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE PEACH._