+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Short Fakts._ | _QUEEN BEES._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| T || Mutch warm @ @ | He who aims at perfekshun | | 2| W || @ now consume | will probably miss the mark, but | | 3| T || @ juleps @ @ @ | he who aims at nothing, iz sure | | 4| F || thunder showers | to hit it every time. | | 5| S || Pete Larkins @ | | | 6| G || @ absconds 1741 | * * * * * | | 7| M || @ .: @ @ | | | 8| T || @ immense heat @ | | | 9| W || now @ @ @ @ | The man who haz been waiting | |10| T || [ ¶ ] : : pik geese | for the last 15 years, for sumthing | |11| F || @ more hotter @ | to turn up, iz to work on the | |12| S || Eve waz our (!) | same job yet. | |13| G || @ @ fust mother | | |14| M || @ less @ hot @ | | |15| T || fleas are here @ @ | * * * * | |16| W || @ @ @ big rain | | |17| T || pills diskovered 436 | I had a grate deal rather be | |18| F || @ hot @ seems @ | told that a man is virteuous, and | |19| S || | morely | | honest, than to hear that hiz | |20| G || now snatch @ @ | father is a member ov congress, | |21| M || @ @ @ doun oats | or even that hiz grandfather, fit | |22| T || thunder @ @ and | into the revolushun. | |23| W || @ @ @ litening @ | | |24| T || Ben Franklin @ @ | | |25| F || @ @ @ waz a @ | * * * * * | |26| S || S¡p¡e¡n¡d¡t¡h¡r¡i¡f¡t | | |27| G || expekt @ flies | Men sumtimes hav doubts about | |28| M || Judas Iskariott @ | their religion, and even honesty, | |29| T || @ waz a @ @ @ | but i never met one who doubted | |30| W || @ @ @ failure | his shrewdness. | |31| T || | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE BUMBLE BEE._