+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Short Fakts._ | _UPPER KRUSTS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| F || @ Mildly @ @ | The gratest bores in the world | | 2| S || now @ @ crickets | are those who are eternally trieing | | 3| G || simmer @ soft @ @ | to prove to yu that 2, and 2, | | 4| M || @ Fred Johnsing | allwuss makes 4. | | 5| T || deceased @ @ @ | | | 6| W || @ @ wind east | | | 7| T || Johnsing waz @ @ | * * * * * | | 8| F || @ a barber @ | | | 9| S || now lift @ @ | | |10| G || onions @ warm | One ov the simplest ways to | |11| M || @ @ rane @ @ | try menny men's faith iz, to ask | |12| T || Chapin @ iz @ a | them to subskribe for fixing up | |13| W || p*r*e*a*c*h*e*r | the meeting house. | |14| T || @ : mild : @ | | |15| F || @ September @ | | |16| S || now the cuckoo | * * * * * | |17| G || @ @ @ hollers | | |18| M || expekt showers @ | | |19| T || @ @ Sim Darling | Free luv is the science ov luveing | |20| W || born 1492 * ~ @ | sumboddy else's wife more | |21| T || @ @ @ "si quod | than yu do yure own, and trieing | |22| F || infantum" @ @ | to preserve a good average,--it | |23| S || @ much pleasant | kant be did. | |24| G || now the lamb @ | | |25| M || @ @ bleats @ @ | * * * * * | |26| T || @ sweet @ weather | | |27| W || giv us your hand | | |28| T || @ stranger @ | Stealing is the oldest sin on | |29| F || @ @ for 90 days | rekord,--stealing apples. | |30| S || | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE YELLO JACKET._