+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Short Fakts._ | _MORNING STARS._* | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| G || @ @ @ Jack | Seckond luv, iz like a seckond | | 2| M || Frosty @ @ @ | case ov the measles, the pashunt | | 3| T || @ now @ hunt @ | iz sure to allwuss hav it light. | | 4| W || butternuts @ @@ | | | 5| T || @ cool but wet @ | | | 6| F || John Bunyan @ | * * * * * | | 7| S || @ @ waz a pilgrim | | | 8| G || @ more cool @ | | | 9| M || now trap @ @ | Yu kant hire a man to be honest, | |10| T || @ @ for rats @ | if yer do, he will want his | |11| W || @ wind northy @ | wages raised every morning. | |12| T || apple sass@ @ @ | | |13| F || @ @ invented 986 | | |14| S || wet but cool @ @ | * * * * * | |15| G || @ @ @ now jerk | | |16| M || turnips @ @ @ | | |17| T || @ @ more @ | Thare iz a grate deal ov religion | |18| W || moistly @ @ @ | in this world that iz like a life | |19| T || sun in @ apogee | preserver, only put on at the | |20| F || @ frosty now @ | moment ov extreme danger, and | |21| S || @ destroy @ early @ | then half the time put on hind | |22| G || @ pork @ | side before. | |23| M || sum snow @ @ | | |24| T || @ @ Dan Barker | | |25| W || kikt the bucket @ | * * * * * | |26| T || @ 1691 @ @ | | |27| F || koldy @ now | | |28| S || smash @ wood @ | Most people are like an egg, | |29| G || muskeeters skarse* | too full of themselves to hold | |30| M || | enny more. | |31| T || | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE YANKEE PEDLAR._