+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Items._ | _IMPS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| M || Bracing weather @ | | | 2| T || now squeeze @ @ | I never knu a man to brag ov | | 3| W || @ @ apples for | hiz munny, or hiz pedigree, who | | 4| T || sider @ more cool | had enny thing else worth bragging | | 5| F || @ @ Sam Lewis @ | about. | | 6| S || @ died @ 1492 @ | | | 7| G || frost @ @ Sam @ | | | 8| M || * waz * a * hard * | * * * * * | | 9| T || @ shell @ Babtiss | | |10| W || mutch frost @ @ | | |11| T || ß now exkavate | The meekest Moses in the | |12| F || -p-o-t-a-t-o-s-e- | whole lot iz the man who haz | |13| S || | found out that he kant git the | |14| G || @ @ kold grows | thing he wants the most. | |15| M || @ Solaman @ @ | | |16| T || @ had @ mutch @ | | |17| W || @ wives @ @ it | * * * * * | |18| T || hails @ @ haste | | |19| F || makes waste @ ~ | | |20| S || -- @ snow falls @ -- | Thare are but very few people | |21| G || @ now @ chew @ | in this world who hav got the | |22| M || sassage @ more | nerve to be allways sassy to the | |23| T || @ @ cool @ Kate | devil. | |24| W || @ Savage died @ | | |25| T || 1749 @ mutch @ | | |26| F || @ frosty @ Kate | * * * * * | |27| S || @ @ had a pug @ | | |28| G || nose @ @ now @ | | |29| M || @ @ lift turnips | Before a vice ov enny kind | |30| T || @ kolder @ @ | kan bekum very dangerous it | |31| W || @ @ go slo @ | haz got to bekum respektable. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _AN EPISTOL._