+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Brevitys._ | _REVOLVERS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| M || @ Soft weather |He who haz nothing to do in | | 2| T || the dandylion @ |this world but to amuze himself, | | 3| W || cometh @ warm |haz got the hardest job on hand I | | 4| T || rain :: now the @ |kno ov. | | 5| F || robin = skreameth | | | 6| S || @sum@ more @ | * * * * * | | 7| G || softness @ Bill | | | 8| M || Baxter @ sprained |Thare iz nothing that yu and I, | | 9| T || @ hiz = ankle :: |make so menny blunders about, | |10| W || 1836= it rains @ |and the world so few, az the | |11| T || @ Venuss waz @ |aktual amount ov our importance. | |12| F || @ the @ goddess @ | | |13| S || ov buty @ bright < | * * * * * | |14| G || day @ @ now chuck | | |15| M || @ in @ onion @ |The fust thing a man duz in | |16| T || seed @ @ mild @ |the morning, iz to feel for hiz | |17| W || @ and @ pretty @ |pocket-book, and the fust thing | |18| T || @ Ben Franklin :: |a woman duz, iz to see if the | |19| F || = iz ded :: mutch |looking glass iz all right. | |20| S || rain = @ now = | | |21| G || @ fish @ for @ | * * * * * | |22| M || suckers = wind | | |23| T || @ southy @ by @ |He who works for notoriety | |24| W || @ south < Bacchus |had rather be insulted, than not | |25| T || waz a winebibber @ |be notissed at all. | |26| F || @ soft @ rain @ | | |27| S || @ Sam @ Perkins> | | |28| G || :-died 1813 @ hot | | |29| M ||the violet iz here!! | | |30| T || | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE AUCKSHIONEER._