+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Brevitys._ | _FRIZZLE._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| S ||@ warm hotness |About all us old fellows kan do | | 2| G ||@ June bugs @ |to enny advantage, iz to nuss our | | 3| M ||@ are here @ leafy |rumatizz quietly in sum corner, | | 4| T ||weather @ John |and guess, that it iz a going to | | 5| W ||Bigg deceased @ 913 |rain tommorow, or that it aint. | | 6| T ||@ warm and wet @ | | | 7| F ||@ John Bigg @ | * * * * * | | 8| S ||@ operated in @ | | | 9| G ||@ klams @ hotter |Military taktiks are a good thing | |10| M ||@ now @ the @ |to fite injuns with, when the | |11| T ||kokroach @runneth |injuns are 65 miles off, but when | |12| W ||bright and liquid @ |the fite cums, yu want to kill the | |13| T ||@ now prepare for @ |injuns fust, and then alter the | |14| F ||rain @ thou shalt @ |case to fit the taktiks. | |15| S ||not steal @ sum @ | | |16| G ||wind @ now egg | * * * * * | |17| M ||@ hens @ for @ | | |18| T || | | |19| W ||chickens @ wind sow |A woman never iz more happy | |20| T ||bi @ sow-east @ |than when she haz four men | |21| F ||@ Vulcan @ was @ |waiting on her all to once, but | |22| S ||@ a blak @ smith |more than one woman fussing | |23| G ||@ warmer @ all @ |over a man at the same time, | |24| M ||natur @ jumps @ |makes him feel dredphull unsartin. | |25| T ||@ hot @ Sam @ | | |26| W ||@ Burbanks born @ | * * * * * | |27| T ||1812 @ hotsum | | |28| F ||rain @ Sam playd |Thare iz nothing will demoralize | |29| S ||the juice @ harp |a man fasster, than to git into | |30| G ||mutch growthy |the habit ov doing hous work. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _TWO LETTERS._