+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Brevitys._ | _WATCHWORDS._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| M ||@ Grate @ |A good landlord haz no publik | | 2| T ||a warmness @ |opinyun ov his own, when called | | 3| W ||@ now the @ |upon to decide between two ov | | 4| T ||@ hopper grass @ |hiz boarders, he takes them one | | 5| F ||@ laffeth @ sum @ |side seperately, and tells each ov | | 6| S ||more hot @ Pan |them, what a kussid phool the | | 7| G ||@ waz @ a shephard @ |other fellow is making ov himself. | | 8| M ||@ more heat @ | | | 9| T ||@ Fred Munson @ | * * * * * | |10| W ||@ broke his@ @ | | |11| T ||@ arm @ 1386 @ |The man who iz anxious to liv | |12| F ||@ thunder and @ |hiz life over again, iz proberbly | |13| S ||@ litening @ now |more ov a spekulator at heart, | |14| G ||the ram butteth @ |than a philosopher or a christian. | |15| M ||@ growing hot @ | | |16| T ||now probe @ for @ | * * * * * | |17| W ||ice kream @ more | | |18| T ||@ thunder @ |Total depravity iz a hard thing | |19| F ||@ multiplikashun @ |for me to believe, but i must say, | |20| S ||table diskovered @ |that i often meet cases that | |21| G ||826 @ now twitch |wouldn't pay more than 5 per | |22| M ||lettiss @ more @ |cent for rektifying. | |23| T ||heaty @ Jane | | |24| W ||@ Ferguson @ @ | * * * * * | |25| T ||vamosed @ 1840 | | |26| F ||@ hot @ abates @ |A "Cuss" iz a kritter who iz | |27| S ||Jane vamosed @ |just a little more respektabel than | |28| G ||with @ one Sam @ |a loafer, and just a little less | |29| M ||Peters @ it rains @@ |dangerous than a renegade. | |30| T ||@ sich iz life @ | | |31| W || | | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE RHINOSSEROSS AND THE VIOLET._