+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Brevitys._ | _SNOW FLAKES._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| F || @ Cold @ the | | | 2| S || cricket @ chirps @ | I like philosophy on general | | 3| G || @ faintly @ more | principles, but the man who invented| | 4| M || coldy @ now @ | the frickshun match, a | | 5| T || trap @ for minks | cent a box, haz dun the world | | 6| W || @ it snows @ | more good, than than the author | | 7| T || @ Ruben Hatfield @ | ov the stoick philosophy. | | 8| F || obsquatulated 1811 | | | 9| S || @ chilly @ | * * * * * | |10| G || @ Reuben @ was @ | | |11| M || a toll/gate @ keeper | Thare iz a grate menny fresh | |12| T || @ now @ bruize @ | water martyrs on the footstool, | |13| W || @ w/o/o/d @ | folks whoze gratest pride iz to tell| |14| T || @ colder mutch @ | us what a miserable time they hav | |15| F || @ thou @ shalt @ | allways had ont. | |16| S || not @ s-n-o-r-e @ | | |17| G || in @ thy @ sleep | * * * * * | |18| M || @ very @ cool @ | | |19| T || @ meazles @ found @ | | |20| W || @ 1492 @ Bob @ | Advice and phisick are so | |21| T || Barnes @ died 1603 | plenty, that the man who makes | |22| F || raw @ but cold @ Bob | enny blunders, or gits sick, must | |23| S || Barnes @ was @ a | be a phool. | |24| G || vegitinarian @ more | | |25| M || snow @ Bob Barnes | * * * * * | |26| T || waz a kold @ potato | | |27| W || @ champion @ | | |28| T || @ Farewell @ | A vain man lets us see all hiz | |29| F || @ my boys !!! @ | weak points, and hides hiz strong | |30| S || | ones. | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _THE AVERAGE BOARDING HOUSE._