+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+
|@ | @ || _The Slate._ | _BIRDS' EGGS._ |
+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+
| 1| T || @ _Soft_ ¶ now @ | |
| 2| F || @ _and_ @ stik @ | |
| 3| S || _sunny_ §--§--§ in | It iz bad enuff to be a fust rate |
| 4| G || @ peas _sum_ @ | monkey, but to be a third rate |
| 5| M || --Obadiah-- | one iz more disastrous than to be |
| 6| T || | an idiot. |
| 7| W || _r_|_a_|_i_|_n_| | | | |
| 8| T || *-*-*-*@Farnharm | |
| 9| F || @_more_ waz@ | * * * * * |
|10| S || @ _soft_ a @ | |
|11| G || @millerite@ | Thare iz no sure kure for lazyness, |
|12| M || ----_wetly_---- | but i hav known a seckond |
|13| T || @*now @ _mild_*@ | wife to hurry it sum. |
|14| W || ....| snatch |... | |
|15| T || _cool_ @ @ @ @ @ | |
|16| F || @ @ @ @ @ lettiss | * * * * * |
|17| S || @ @ C*a*i*n @ @ | |
|18| G || _more_----|@|---- | |
|19| M || _rain_ @ @ @ hit | It iz the suprizes ov life that |
|20| T || @ _wind_ @ Able @ | add most to our plezzures; one |
|21| W || _southy_ § now | man iz suprized with a legacy |
|22| T || @ _butiful_ sot @ | from a ritch unkle, another, that |
|23| F || : : _weather_ : : | the old spekled hen haz just cum |
|24| S || : h : e : n : s : | off the nest, with 27 chickens. |
|25| G || _more_ @ @ @ Gen. | |
|26| M || @--@ _cooler_ @--@ | |
|27| T || @ Grant @ | * * * * * |
|28| W || _w_*_i_*_n_*_d_----§@ | |
|29| T || waz @ _north_ @ a | Gamblers, nor infidels, havn't |
|30| F || @ _it_ @ _rains_ @ | faith enuff in their profeshions, to|
|31| S || a @ _wet_ @ tanner | teach it to their children. |
+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+
_THE BEAN._
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