|18| W || @ a @ strengthy @ | |
|19| T || _more_ @ @ @ _hot_ | Thare iz nothing so skarse az |
|20| F || @ man @ Judith @ | originality, even an original phool |
|21| S || _wetty_ @ Ferguson | would be a grate relief just now. |
|22| G || @ _cooler_ marrid @ | |
|23| M || @ _big_ @ _warmth_ | |
|24| T || @1846@ now | |
|25| W || _wind_ @@@ bild | * * * * * |
|26| T || @@ _Easty_ bokays @@ | |
|27| F || _cooler_ @ Columbus | |
|28| S || @ _it_ @ _rains_ @ | The man who never makes |
|29| G || found @ _hotter_ @ | enny blunders iz a very nice piece |
|30| M || @ @ @ Amerika | ov masheenery,--that's all. |
+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+
_QUESTIONS AND REPLIZE._
Q.--What iz the best religious kreed to hav?
A.--Charity. If a man will swop off all the religious kreed he haz got
on hand, and invest the proceeds in charity, he will allwus be proud ov
the job.
* * * * *
Q.--Will yu pleze define an Enthuziast?
A.--An Enthuziast iz a party who beleaves about 4 times az mutch az he
kan prove, and who kan prove about 4 times az mutch az ennyboddy else
beleaves.
* * * * *
Q.--What three things hav dun the most to civilize the world?
A.--The Bible, the looking-glass, and the muskett
* * * * *
Q.--Whitch iz the most reddy animile?
A.--The mule--they alwuss sleep standing, so to be on hand when the
kiking begins to flow.
* * * * *
Q.--What iz the quikest food on reckord?
A.--The oyster on the haff shell--they kan be et sitting, standing, or
on the run.
31 Days. JULY. 1879.
[Illustration: LEO, THE LION.
_Strayed or Stolen.--Return to P. T. Barnum._]
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