Whenever i see a real hansum woman engaged in the "wimmin rights" bizzness, i am a going to take off mi hat, and jine the proceshun.-- See if i dont. Josh Billings 30 Days. SEPTEMBER. 1872. Q.--Whi iz the meazles like fresh mackrel? @ @ A.--They run in schools, and hav tew be kaught before they can be had. @ @ [Illustration] _Deakon John Jones waz a pius man, But for one thing I kant lend praze; 'Twas asking pardon bekauze he swore, When his old ram knokt him end waze._ +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ |@ | @ || _Kalkulashuns._ | _SLUNG-SHOT._ | +--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ | 1| G || @ _Mild, but gentle_ | | | 2| M || @ Abram Tucker | I dont know how it iz with my | | 3| T || born 1694 @ @ | brother-man, but with me the fall | | 4| W || @ _soft winds_ @ | ov the Roman empire iz a grate | | 5| T || @ Abram Tucker | deal eazier tew bear than a fall on | | 6| F || fust eat pork and | the ice when it iz wet. | | 7| S || molassis @ @ _now_ | | | 8| G || _look for rain_ @ @ @ | * * * * * | | 9| M || birds with feathers | | |10| T ||flock togethers @ @ @ @ | | |11| W || @ _it rains_ @ | Face all things; even adversity | |12| T || @ now lay in fride | iz polite to a man's face. | |13| F || oysters @ | | |14| S || * _very pleasant_ @ | * * * * * | |15| G || @ John Brown died | | |16| M || 1861 * @ cloudy @ | Poverty kant be wuss, and may | |17| T || | be better; riches kan be better, | |18| W || @ John Brown | and may be wuss. The difference | |19| T || died ov the thrut | iz in favour ov poverty. | |20| F || disseaze @ | | |21| S || @ _mild_ @ | * * * * * | |22| G || now expekt early | | |23| M || cider @ _showery_ @ | | |24| T || @ sighns ov an arly | Whenever i see a man anxious | |25| W || frost @ @ | tew git into the middle ov a fite | |26| T || @ _wind east_ @ | that dont belong tew him, i am | |27| F || now prepare | alwus anxious to hav him, for i | |28| S || for | kno he iz sure tew be the wust | |29| G || country | whipt man in the party. | |30| M || cuzzins @ @ @ | |