+--+---++------------------------+-------------------------------------+ _HOROSKOPE FOR OCTOBER._ The male man usherd into existence this month will be ov an enquiring mind. The fust thing he will enquire for will be sum good cider. He will studdy divinity at fust, but will quit that and bekum a konduktor on a hoss rale-rode; this pays better, and haz more perquisites. He will marry the woman ov his choice, which iz good, provided the choice iz all right. His hair will turn grey before he dies, but after he dyes he will hav black hair the rest of hiz days. * * * * * The woman born this month will be short ov stattue, and acquainted with grief. She will want a grate menny things, in this world, that aint handy tew be got. She will marry just about the right time, and undertake tew liv with her mother in law, which iz a diffikult kontrakt tew fill. The wimmin born this month are like a rhode island greening, ripen slow, and are most delightful away long into the winter. @ TO LET. @ _Enny person having an easy pill to take, that will restore a shatterd reputashun, without change ov diet tew the pashunt, kan hav this advertising space hily reazonable._ _Enquire of_ [Illustration: Bird sketch] 31 Days. OCTOBER. 1872. Q.--Whare did Adam strike when he fell? @ @ A.--On hiz kneeze, I hope. @ @ @ [Illustration] _Bukwheat kakes this month lay in, Eat freely of pork and sassage; Theze things kind Heaven givs to us, Who in this world works our passage._