Journal of the Waterloo campaign, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b kept throughout the campaign of 1815Mercer, Cavalié
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Journal of the Waterloo campaign, vol. 1 (of 2) : $b kept throughout the campaign of 1815
Mercer, Cavalié
Mercer, Cavalié, 1783-1868 -- Diaries; Waterloo, Battle of, Waterloo, Belgium, 1815 -- Personal narratives, British
Our language he had soon added to his stock, and being now a
tolerable proficient, and evidently so well suited for the office,
we had at once nominated him major-domo (spite of his youth) this
morning on arriving, and placed all the other servants under
his directions. But although understanding and speaking English
sufficiently for all common purposes, and to communicate with the
other servants, he never would address any of us but in French.
To return again to the course of our narrative. Our cheerful meal
had been discussed with many an encomium on the provider, and the
circulation of the bottle had already produced a genial exhilaration
amongst our party, when the door was abruptly thrown open, and in
rushed our friend Karl, holding his sides, and unable to speak for
laughter. “Why, Karl, what the devil’s the matter now?” “C’est
l’adjoint, monsieur, qui demande à vous parler.” “Well, what of that?
Is there anything very comical in this visit?”--“Excusez, monsieur,
il est si drôl--est ce que je lui ferai entrer, monsieur,” and the
merry young dog tried to compose his features. I was about to go out
to meet this functionary and learn his business, but the whole mess
cried out with one voice to bring him in--curiosity being excited by
Karl’s obstreperous laughter; so I desired him to be admitted. Karl
soon returned, ushering in with most ludicrous gravity the worthy
_maire_ and his cortège (for it appeared he had not come alone), who,
each as he crossed the threshold, making a profound salaam, followed
his leader until they were all drawn up in line across the end of
the room. The appearance of the party was certainly comic, and for
a few moments we contemplated each other in silent amazement. The
principal figure of this group--he on the right of the line, Mynheer
Jan Evenpoel, _adjoint-maire_--was a short, fat, square-built man,
with a head like a pumpkin deeply set (_zabullida_, the Spaniards
would say) between his broad high shoulders; countenance stolidity
itself; little pig-eyes, half hid in the swell of his fat cheeks and
the thick overhanging brow; nose pudsy, resembling a lump of brown
clay thrown against his face more than a nose; a monstrous wide
(now half-open) mouth, showing within a row of fangs standing apart
like palisades; a great fat dew-lap; the whole phiz finished by
two enormous projecting ears. Such was the object that had excited
so powerfully the risible faculties of young Karl. Our silent gaze
seemed to paralyse him. There he stood, evidently endeavouring to
assume some sort of an air of office, but trembling visibly, and as
visibly perspiring from his extreme nervousness, twirling his hat in
his hand, looking timidly, first at me, then at the formidable party
round the table, then inquiringly glancing at his own party. The
poor man’s evident anxiety must have excited pity, had it not more
forcibly excited our risibility, as well as that of Karl.
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