Joyce Kilmer : $b poems, essays and letters in two volumes. Volume 2, prose worksKilmer, Joyce
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Joyce Kilmer : $b poems, essays and letters in two volumes. Volume 2, prose works
Kilmer, Joyce
American essays; American literature; Kilmer, Joyce, 1886-1918 -- Correspondence
Oh, woman, in our hours of ease, what a double-faced hussy you are,
anyway! Grace’s car went away--presumably home--but Grace stayed
behind. She had left the street-door of the house ajar. She tiptoed
up the stairs to the top floor, where her father and her lover were
engaged in important private discourse.
She came to a halt about three steps from the top, and perched in
the dust with her golden-brown head on a level with the broad streak
of light which marked the bottom of the studio door. A shameless
eavesdropper, she listened greedily.
First she heard her father’s voice:
“I have heard your paintings praised highly by critics whose opinions
I respect,” it said. “The fact that I myself fail to appreciate their
merit is by no means to your discredit. I am not a connoisseur, and I
am very old-fashioned in all my tastes. But I must say frankly that
your success as a painter of ultramodern pictures scarcely seems to me
to qualify you to marry my daughter.”
She half hoped, half feared, that Edwin would say:
“I love your daughter and she loves me. That makes our union necessary
and right.”
But instead he said, in a low, tense voice which she had never heard
him use before:
“But I may say without boasting that my art is not a failure, even
financially. I have sold six paintings since last May, and the smallest
check I received was for one hundred and twenty-five dollars.”
“Indeed?” her father replied courteously. “I am glad to hear it, Mr.
Marmaduke--very glad to hear it. I did not know that the public was
sufficiently fond of these new and unusual forms of art to invest
money in them. I see that I was wrong. But you must forgive me, Mr.
Marmaduke, if I say that in my opinion the demand for--what is it you
call them? I am getting old, and my memory is not what it was--ah, yes,
thank you--the demand for Incomprehensiblist paintings is not likely
to be of great duration. The public is fickle, sir; it has no use for
last year’s novelties. Can you expect to invent new methods of painting
yearly for its pleasure? You would have found it more profitable, in
the long run, to paint in the traditional manner.”
Edwin did not speak for several seconds. Then he said, with an air of
deliberation:
“No, Mr. Mallon. I think you are wrong. I tried painting in the
traditional manner, and I made much less money than I am making now.
Except for commercial work, the only sort of painting that pays to-day
is--well, what you would call freak painting.”
“Ah!” Grace heard her father say. “Exactly--except for commercial
work! There is a field for a young man! I cannot blame you for being
an idealist; but you wish to marry my daughter, and I confess
that I should prefer to see her married to a successful commercial
draftsman--say, an artist connected with some sound advertising
agency--than to--well, to an Incomprehensiblist.”
The listening girl smiled at her father’s words. Edwin Marmaduke and
advertisements! It was an amusingly fantastic combination.
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