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Bradley braced himself for a debate. Alone with Howard he might have
said, "let it pass," but in the presence of a woman, a believer in his
faith, a preacher must not shun a controversy. It would be an
acknowledgment of the strength of the doubt and of the weakness of
faith. So he braced himself against the wall of creed, and with polemic
finger raised was about to proceed when he heard the front door open.
"The girls," said Mrs. Elbridge, glad enough to break in.
"So soon?" remarked Bradley, looking at his watch and meaning so late.
Florence and Agnes came in, laughing. Bradley got up with a bow. "You
here?" said Agnes, and then corrected herself by saying that she was
pleased to see him there. "I never know how anything is going to sound,"
she continued, throwing her hat on a sofa. "It’s all improvisation with
me. I never saw as awkward a man in my life—" Bradley looked at her
with such a start that she hastened to exclaim: "Oh, not you, Mr.
Bradley—the young man who walked home with us. I couldn’t for the life
of me get it out of my head that he wasn’t on stilts." She sat down on
the sofa. Bradley made bold to go over and sit down beside her, taking
up her hat, looking about for some place to put it and ending by holding
it on his knees, awkwardly pressing them together. He felt that Howard
was laughing at him; he knew that Agnes was. But she didn’t offer to
take the hat. Florence, however, relieved him, and then everyone
laughed except William. The preacher had been placed in an awkward
position, though anyone might have made a grace of it—anyone but a man
whom custom almost forces to adopt solemnity as a badge of office; and
William gave Howard credit for it all. In certain humors he would have
charged the young man with a rainy day, a frost or a cold wind. He
looked at him in his reproachful way and cleared his throat.
"What is it now, Uncle William?" Howard asked.
"Oh, don’t ask me. You ought to know."
"But I don’t. I haven’t said a word or done a thing that you should
give me the bad eye."
"Rachel," said the old man, "it seems to me that the more he reads the
more slang he uses. The ’bad eye!’ That belongs to the police court."
"Then it is not a quotation from Balzac."
"Never you mind about quotations. I have quoted before you were
born—and I knew, sir, from what source. But I won’t stay to be
browbeaten. I will leave you."
"By the way," Howard called after him, "if you want a pipe of good
tobacco step into my room. You’ll find a fresh can on the table."
"I don’t want any of your tobacco, sir; I don’t want anything you’ve
got."
Bradley might have thought that in this family the joke was overworked,
that is, had he been prepared to think anything. But he was not. His
mind was aglow from the light beside him, and his ideas, if at that
moment he had any, were as gold fishes in a globe, swimming round and
round.
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