Racially mixed people -- Fiction; Western stories; Wyoming -- Fiction
Ben, oldest of the Brobdingnag tribe, who had greeted Mary’s request to
be directed to “the house” as a bit of dry Eastern humor, led the herd
to pasture. Ben’s right-hand man was “Stump,” the collie, so named
because he had no tail worth mentioning, but otherwise in full
possession of his faculties. Stump was newly broken to his official
duties and authority sat heavily on him. Keenly alert, he flew hither
and thither, first after one straying member of the herd, then another,
barking an early morning roll-call as he went. Two other male
Brobdingnags came from some sequestered spot in the landscape and
joined Ben—Mary recognized two more pupils.
Mrs. Yellett then unrolled the pillow constructed the night previous of
such garments as she had been willing to dispense with, and put them
on. The vastness of her surroundings did not prevent her from locating
the minutest article, and Mary gave her the respectful admiration of a
woman who has spent a great deal of time searching for things in an
infinitely smaller space. The matriarch then called the remaining
members of her household officially—the Misses Yellett accomplished
their early morning toilets with the simplicity of young robins. Only
the new governess hung back, but finally mustered up enough courage to
say that if such a thing was possible she would like to have a bath.
Mrs. Yellett greeted her request with the amused tolerance of one who
has never given such a trifle a thought.
“The habit of bathing,” she commented, “is shore like religion: them
that observes it wonders how them that neglects it gets along.” She
beckoned Mary to follow, and led the way to a bunch of willows that
grew about a stone’s-throw from the camp. “Here be a whole creek full
of water, if you don’t lack the fortitood. It’s cold enough to sell for
ten cents a glass down to Texas.”
Somewhat dismayed, Mary stepped gingerly into the creek. Its intense
cold numbed her at first, but a second later awoke all her young
lustiness, and she returned to camp in a fine glow of courage to
encounter whatever else there might be of novelty. Mrs. Yellett was
preparing breakfast at a sheet-iron stove, assisted by Cacta and
Clematis.
“Your hankering after a bath like this”—she added another handful of
flour to the biscuit dough—“do shore remind me of an Englishman who
come to visit near Laramie in the days of plenty, when steers had
jumped to forty-five. This yere Britisher was exhibit stock, shore
enough, being what’s called a peer of the realm, which means, in his
own country, that he is just nacherally entitled from the start to
h’ist his nose high.
“The outfit he was goin’ to visit wasn’t in the habit of havin’ peers
drop in on them casual, but they aimed to make him feel that he wasn’t
the first of the herd that headed that way by a quart”—she cut four
biscuits with a tin cup, and resumed—“to which end they rounded up
every specimen of canned food that’s ever come across the Rockies.
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