Racially mixed people -- Fiction; Western stories; Wyoming -- Fiction
“Ye can’t keep lackings from freightin’ round speciments—naw, sir, ye
can’t, not till the fool-killer has finished his job.” Ben Swift
charged the table with the statement as the prosecution subtly appeals
to the high grade of intelligence on the part of the jury. The point
told. Eudora, wavering in her donation of hot flapjacks, gave them to
Ben Swift.
Hawks now leaned across the table with a sinuous, beguiling motion,
and, extending his long neck towards the prospector, with the air of a
turkey-gobbler about to peck, he crooned, softly: “Ira, it’s a heap
risky puttin’ your faith in maverick sharps that trail around the
country, God-a’mightying it, renaming little, old rocks into precious
stones, seein’ gold mines in every gopher-hole they come to. They names
your backyard and the rocks appertainin’ thereunto a heap fashionable,
and like as not some sucker gives him good money to float the trash
back East.”
Mrs. Rodney, whose partisanship in any discussion was analogous to the
position of a hen perching on a fence unable to decide on which side to
flutter, was visibly impressed by Hawks’s presentation of the case.
Looking towards her daughter from under the eaves of her sun-bonnet,
she “’lowed she had hearn that Bad Water was hard on the skin, an’ that
it warn’t much of a place arter all. Folks over thar war mostly
half-livers.”
Ira, now losing all semblance of policy at being thus grievously put
down by his possible mother-in-law, “reckoned that herdin’ sheep over
to the Basin was a heap easier on the skin than livin’ in a comf’table
house over to Bad Water”—this as a fling at Hawks, who herded a small
bunch of sheep “over in the Basin.”
“Ai-yi,” openly scoffed the former Miss Tumlin; “talk’s cheap before—”
She would have considered it indelicate to supply the word “marriage,”
but by breaking off her sentence before she came to the pith of it she
continued to maintain the proprieties, and at the same time conveyed to
her audience that she was too old and experienced to permit any
fledgling from her nest to be caught, for want of a warning, by such
obvious ante-matrimonial chaff as fair promises.
“Laws a massy!” she continued, reminiscently, working her toothless jaw
to free it from an escaped splinter from the snuff-brush. “When me an’
paw war keepin’ comp’ny, satin warn’t good enough for me. He lowed I
wuz to have half creation. Sence we wuz married he ’ain’t never found
time, endurin’ all these years, to build me a bird-house.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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