Julia Ward Howe, 1819-1910Richards, Laura Elizabeth Howe
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Julia Ward Howe, 1819-1910
Richards, Laura Elizabeth Howe
Authors, American -- 19th century -- Biography; Feminists -- United States -- Biography; Howe, Julia Ward, 1819-1910
"The Philanthropist has lost the movement of the age,--keeled up in an
upper berth, convulsively embracing a blanket, what conservative more
immovable than he? The Great Man of the party refrains from his large
theories, which, like the circles made by the stone thrown into the
water, begin somewhere and end nowhere. As we have said, he expounds
himself no more, the significant forefinger is down, the eye no longer
imprisons yours. But if you ask him how he does, he shakes himself as
if, like Farinata,--
'_avesse l'inferno in gran dispetto_,'--
he had a very contemptible opinion of hell."
Several "portraits" follow, among them her own.
"A woman, said to be of a literary turn of mind, in the miserablest
condition imaginable. Her clothes, flung at her by the Stewardess, seem
to have hit in some places and missed in others. Her listless hands
occasionally make an attempt to keep her draperies together, and to pull
her hat on her head; but though the intention is evident, she
accomplishes little by her motion. She is being perpetually lugged about
by a stout steward, who knocks her head against both sides of the
vessel, folds her up in the gangway, spreads her out on the deck, and
takes her upstairs, downstairs, and in my lady's chamber, where, report
says, he feeds her with a spoon, and comforts her with such philosophy
as he is master of. N.B. This woman, upon the first change of weather,
rose like a cork, dressed like a Christian, and toddled about the deck
in the easiest manner, sipping her grog, and cutting sly jokes upon her
late companions in misery;--is supposed by some to have been an
impostor, and, when ill-treated, announced intentions of writing a book.
"No. 4, my last, is only a sketch;--circumstances allowed no more. Can
Grande,[46] the great dog, has been got up out of the pit, where he has
worried the Stewardess and snapped at the friend who tried to pat him on
the head. Everybody asks where he is. Don't you see that heap of shawls
yonder, lying in the sun, and heated up to about 212° Fahrenheit? That
slouched hat on top marks the spot where his head should lie,--by
treading cautiously in the opposite direction you may discover his feet.
All between is perfectly passive and harmless. His chief food is
pickles,--his only desire is rest. After all these years of controversy,
after all these battles, bravely fought and nobly won, you might write
with truth upon this moveless mound of woollens the pathetic words from
Père La Chaise: _Implora Pace_."
[46] Her pet name for Theodore Parker. _Vide_ Dante's _Inferno_.
The trip to Cuba was only the beginning of a long voyage for the
Parkers, who were bound for Italy. The parting between the friends was
sad. All felt that they were to meet no more. Parker died in Florence
fifteen months later.
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