“Not a bit of it-why there is lots of exiled Princes all over this country. They are modest men, you know, like me; and having got it into their heads that we don’t like royal blood, rather keep the fact of their birth to themselves. As for Grouski! why his history is as familiar to every American who takes any interest in these things, as is the history of poor Kossuth. I only say this, Madame Flamingo, to prove to you that Grouski is none of your mock articles. And what is more, I have several times heard him speak most enthusiastically of you.” “Of me!” interrupts the old hostess, blushing. “I respect Grouski, and the more so for his being a poor prince in exile.” Madame orders her servants, who are screwed into bright liveries, to bring on some sparkling Moselle. This done, and the glasses filled with the sparkling beverage, Mr. Soloman rises to propose a toast; although, as he says, it is somewhat out of place, two rounds having only succeeded the soup: “I propose the health of our generous host, to whom we owe so much for the superb manner in which she has catered for our amusement. Here’s that we may speedily have the pleasure of paying our respects to her as the Princess Grouski.” Madame Flamingo bows, the toast is drunk with cheers, and she begins to think there is something in it after all. “Make as light of it as you please, ladies and gentlemen-many stranger things have come to pass. As for the exile, Grouski, I always esteemed him a very excellent gentleman.” “Exactly!” interposes the Judge, tipping his glass, and preparing his appetite for the course of game-broiled partridges, rice-birds, and grouse-which is being served by the waiters. “No one more worthy,” he pursues, wiping his sleepy face with his napkin, “of being a princess. Education, wealth, and taste, you have; and with Grouski, there is nothing to prevent the happy consummation-nothing! I beg to assure you.” Madame Flamingo makes a most courteous bow, and with an air of great dignity condescends to say she hopes gentlemen of the highest standing in Charleston have for ten years or more had the strongest proofs of her ability to administer the offices of a lady of station. “But you know,” she pursues, hoping ladies and gentlemen will be kind enough to keep their glasses full, “people are become so pious now-a-days that they are foolish enough to attach a stigma to our business.” “Pooh, pooh!” interrupts the accommodation man, having raised his glass in compliment to a painted harlot. “Once in Europe, and under the shadow of the wife of Prince Grouski, the past would be wiped out; your money would win admirers, while your being a princess would make fashionable society your tool. The very atmosphere of princesses is full of taint; but it is sunk in the rank, and rather increases courtiers. In France your untainted princess would prognosticate the second coming of—, well, I will not profane.”