“It speaks well of your heart, my dear girl; but, you see, I’m only a Judge. Mr. Snivel, here, probably committed him (‘Snivel! here, wake up!’ he says, shaking him violently), he commits everybody. Being a Justice of the Peace, you see, and justices of the peace being everything here, I may prevail on him to grant your request!” pursues the Judge, brightening up at the earnest manner in which Anna makes her appeal. “Snivel! Snivel!—Justice Snivel, come, wake up. Thar is a call for your sarvices.” The Judge continues to shake the higher functionary violently. Mr. Snivel with a modest snore rouses from his nap, says he is always ready to do a bit of a good turn. “If you are, then,” interposes the fair girl, “let it be made known now. Grant me an order of release for Tom Swiggs. Remember what will be the consequence of a refusal!” “Tom Swiggs! Tom Swiggs!—why I’ve made a deal of fees of that fellow. But, viewing it in either a judicial or philosophical light, he’s quite as well where he is. They don’t give them much to eat in jail I admit, but it is a great place for straightening the morals of a rum-head like Tom. And he has got down so low that all the justices in the city couldn’t make him fit for respectable society.” Mr. Snivel yawns and stretches his arms athwart. “But you can grant me the order independent of what respectable society will do.” Mr. Snivel replies, bowing, a pretty woman is more than a match for the whole judiciary. He will make a good amount of fees out of Tom yet; and what his testy old mother declines to pay, he will charge to the State, as the law gives him a right to do. “Then I am to understand!” quickly retorts Anna, rising from her chair, with an expression of contempt on her countenance, and a satirical curl on her lip, “you have no true regard for me then; your friendship is that of the knave, who has nothing to give after his ends are served. I will leave you!” The Judge takes her gently by the arm; indignantly she pushes him from her, as her great black eyes flash with passion, and she seeks for the door. Mr. Snivel has placed himself against it, begs she will be calm. “Why,” he says, “get into a passion at that which was but a joke.” The Judge touches him on the arm significantly, and whispers in his ear, “grant her the order-grant it, for peace sake, Justice Snivel.” “Now, if you will tell me why you take so deep an interest in getting them fellows out of prison, I will grant the order of release,” Mr. Snivel says, and with an air of great gallantry leads her back to her chair. “None but friendship for one who served me when he had it in his power.” “I see! I see!” interrupts our gallant justice; “the renewal of an old acquaintance; you are to play the part of Don Quixote,—he, the mistress. It’s well enough there should be a change in the knights, and that the stripling who goes about in the garb of the clergy, and has been puzzling his wits how to get Tom out of prison for the last six months—”