“As I was going on to say, Madame,” pursues Mr. Snivel, with great
blandness of manner, “when our white trash get to living with our
negroes they are as well as dead. One never knows what comes of them
after that. Being always ready to do a bit of a good turn, as you know,
I looked in at Sam Wiley’s cabin. Sam Wiley is a negro of some
respectability, and generally has an eye to what becomes of these white
wretches. I don’t-I assure you I don’t, Madame-look into these places
except on professional business. Sam, after making inquiry among his
neighbors-our colored population view these people with no very good
opinion, when they get down in the world-said he thought she had found
her way through the gates of the poor man’s graveyard.”
“Poor man’s graveyard!” repeats Madame Montford, again resuming her
chair.
“Exactly! We have to distinguish between people of position and those
white mechanics who come here from the North, get down in the world,
and then die. We can’t sell this sort of people, you see. No keeping
their morals straight without you can. However, this is not to the
point. (Mr. Solomon Snivel keeps his eyes intently fixed upon the
lady.)
“I sought out the old Sexton, a stupid old cove enough. He had neither
names on his record nor graves that answered the purpose. In a legal
sense, Madame, this would not be valid testimony, for this old cove
being only too glad to get rid of our poor, and the fees into his
pocket, is not very particular about names. If it were one of our
‘first families,’ the old fellow would be so obsequious about having
the name down square—”
Mr. Snivel frets his fingers through his beard, and bows with an easy
grace.
“Our first families!” repeats Madame Montford.
“Yes, indeed! He is extremely correct over their funerals. They are of
a fashionable sort, you see. Well, while I was musing over the decaying
dead, and the distinction between poor dead and rich dead, there came
along one Graves, a sort of wayward, half simpleton, who goes about
among churchyards, makes graves a study, knows where every one who has
died for the last century is tucked away, and is worth six sextons at
pointing out graves. He never knows anything about the living, for the
living, he says, won’t let him live; and that being the case, he only
wants to keep up his acquaintance with the dead. He never has a hat to
his head, nor a shoe to his foot; and where, and how he lives, no one
can tell. He has been at the whipping-post a dozen times or more, but
I’m not so sure that the poor wretch ever did anything to merit such
punishment. Just as the crabbed old sexton was going to drive him out
of the gate with a big stick, I says, more in the way of a joke than
anything else: ‘Graves, come here!—I want a word or two with you.’ He
came up, looking shy and suspicious, and saying he wasn’t going to harm
anybody, but there was some fresh graves he was thinking over.”
“Some fresh graves!” repeats Madame Montford, nervously.
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