Tea very weak, butter very strong, toast very thin, and religious
conversation extremely thick, make up the repast. There is no want of
appetite. Indeed one might, under different circumstances, have
imagined Sister Scudder’s clerical boarders contesting a race for an
extra slice of her very thin toast. Not the least prominent among
Sister Scudder’s boarders is Brother Singleton Spyke, whom Mrs. Swiggs
recognizes by the many compliments he lavishes upon Sister Slocum,
whose absence is a source of great regret with him. She is always elbow
deep in some laudable pursuit. Her presence sheds a radiant light over
everything around; everybody mourns her when absent. Nevertheless,
there is some satisfaction in knowing that her absence is caused by her
anxiety to promote some mission of good: Brother Spyke thus muses.
Seeing that there is come among them a distinguished stranger, he gives
out that to-morrow evening there will be a gathering of the brethren at
the “House of the Foreign Missions,” when the very important subject of
funds necessary to his mission to Antioch, will be discussed. Brother
Spyke, having levelled this battery at the susceptibility of Mrs.
Swiggs, is delighted to find some fourteen voices chiming in-all
complimenting his peculiar fitness for, and the worthy object of the
mission. Mrs. Swiggs sets her cup in her saucer, and in a becoming
manner, to the great joy of all present, commences an eulogium on Mr.
Spyke. Sister Slocum, in her letters, held him before her in strong
colors; spoke in such high praise of his talent, and gave so many
guarantees as to what he would do if he only got among the heathen,
that her sympathies were enlisted-she resolved to lose no time in
getting to New York, and, when there, put her shoulder right manfully
to the wheel. This declaration finds her, as if by some mysterious
transport, an object of no end of praise. Sister Scudder adjusts her
spectacles, and, in mildest accents, says, “The Lord will indeed reward
such disinterestedness.” Brother Mansfield says motives so pure will
ensure a passport to heaven, he is sure. Brother Sharp, an exceedingly
lean and tall youth, with a narrow head and sharp nose (Mr. Sharp’s
father declared he made him a preacher because he could make him
nothing else), pronounces, with great emphasis, that such
self-sacrifice should be written in letters of gold. A unanimous
sounding of her praises convinces Mrs. Swiggs that she is indeed a
person of great importance. There is, however, a certain roughness of
manner about her new friends, which does not harmonize with her notions
of aristocracy. She questions within herself whether they represent the
“first families” of New York. If the “first families” could only get
their heads together, the heathen world would be sure to knock under.
No doubt, it can be effected in time by common people. If Sister
Slocum, too, would evangelize the world-if she would give the light of
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