“Ho,” says Mr. Stubbs, starting back suddenly as he opened the door of
the closet in which the two gentlemen had concealed themselves. “I see!
I see!—beg your pardon, gentlemen!” Mr. Stubbs whispers, and bows, and
shuts the door quickly.
“An infernal affair this, Judge! D-n me if I wouldn’t as soon be in the
dock. It will all get out tomorrow,” interposes Mr. Snivel,
facetiously.
“Blast these improper associations!” the high functionary exclaims,
fussily shrugging his shoulders, and wiping the sweat from his
forehead. “I love the girl, though, I confess it!”
“Nothing more natural. A man without gallantry is like a pilgrim in the
South-West Pass. You can’t resist this charming creature. In truth it’s
a sort of longing weakness, which even the scales of justice fail to
bring to a balance.”
Mr. Stubbs fails to find the assassin, and enters Madame Ashley’s
chamber, the door of which leads into the hall. Here Mr. Stubbs’s quick
eye suddenly discerns a slight motion of the curtains that enclose the
great, square bed, standing in one corner. “I ax your pardon, Mam, but
may I look in this ’ere bed?” Mr. Stubbs points to the bed, as Madame,
having thrown herself into a great rocking chair, proceeds to sway her
dignity backward and forward, and give out signs of making up her mind
to faint.
Mr. Stubbs draws back the curtains, when, behold! but tell it not in
the by-ways, there is revealed the stalworth figure of Simon Patterson,
the plantation parson. Our plantation parsons, be it known, are a
singular species of depraved humanity, a sort of itinerant
sermon-makers, holding forth here and there to the negroes of the rich
planters, receiving a paltry pittance in return, and having in lieu of
morals an excellent taste for whiskey, an article they invariably call
to their aid when discoursing to the ignorant slave-telling him how
content with his lot he ought to be, seeing that God intended him only
for ignorance and servitude. The parson did, indeed, cut a sorry figure
before the gaze of this indescribable group, as it rushed into the room
and commenced heaping upon his head epithets delicacy forbids our
inserting here-calling him a clerical old lecher, an assassin, and a
disturber of the peace and respectability of the house. Indeed, Madame
Ashley quite forgot to faint, and with a display of courage amounting
almost to heroism, rushed at the poor parson, and had left him in the
state he was born but for the timely precautions of Mr. Stubbs, who,
finding a revolver in his possession, and wanting no better proof of
his guilt, straightway took him off to the guardhouse. Parson Patterson
would have entered the most solemn and pious protestations of his
innocence but the evidence was so strong against him, and the zeal of
Mr. Sargeant Stubbs so apparent, that he held it the better policy to
quietly submit to the rough fare of his new lodgings.
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