The day set apart for the trial before a jury of “special bail”
arrives. The rosy-faced commissioner is in his seat, a very
good-natured jury is impanelled, and the feeble old man is again
brought into court. Maria saunters, thoughtful, and anxious for the
result, at the outer door. Peter Crimpton rises, addresses the jury at
great length, sets forth the evident intention of fraud on the part of
the applicant, and the enormity of the crime. He will now prove his
objections by competent witnesses. The proceedings being in accordance
with what Mr. Snivel facetiously terms the strict rules of special
pleading, the old man’s lips are closed. Several very respectable
witnesses are called, and aver they saw the old Antiquary with a gold
watch mounted, at a recent date; witnesses quite as dependable aver
they have known him for many years, but never mounted with anything so
extravagant as a gold watch. So much for the validity of testimony! It
is very clear that the very respectable witnesses have confounded some
one else with the prisoner.
The Antiquary openly confesses to the possession of a pin, and the
curious skull (neither of which are valuable beyond their
associations), but declares it more an over-sight than an intention
that they were left out of the schedule. For the virtue of the
schedule, Mr. Crimpton is singularly scrupulous; nor does it soften his
aspersions that the old man offers to resign them for the benefit of
the State. Mr. Crimpton gives his case to the jury, expressing his
belief that a verdict will be rendered in his favor. A verdict of
guilty (for so it is rendered in our courts) will indeed give the
prisoner to him for an indefinite period. In truth, the only drawback
is that the plaintiff will be required to pay thirty cents a day to Mr.
Hardscrabble, who will starve him rightly soundly.
The jury, very much to Mr. Crimpton’s chagrin, remain seated, and
declare the prisoner not guilty. Was this sufficient-all the law
demanded? No. Although justice might have been satisfied, the law had
other ends to serve, and in the hands of an instrument like Crimpton,
could be turned to uses delicacy forbids our transcribing here. The old
man’s persecutors were not satisfied; the verdict of the jury was with
him, but the law gave his enemies power to retain him six months
longer. Mr. Crimpton demands a writ of appeal to the sessions. The
Commissioner has no alternative, notwithstanding the character of the
pretext upon which it is demanded is patent on its face. Such is but a
feeble description of one of the many laws South Carolina retains on
her statute book to oppress the poor and give power to the rich. If we
would but purge ourselves of this distemper of chivalry and secession,
that so blinds our eyes to the sufferings of the poor, while driving
our politicians mad over the country (we verily believe them all coming
to the gallows or insane hospital), how much higher and nobler would be
our claim to the respect of the world!
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