“No! no! go from me. Attempt not again to lay your cruel hands upon
me!” The goaded woman struggles from his grasp, and shrieks for help at
the very top of her voice. And as the neighbors come rushing up stairs,
Mr. Keepum valorously betakes himself into the street. Mad- dened with
disappointment, and swearing to have revenge, he seeks his home, and
there muses over the “curious woman’s” unswerving resolution.
“Cruelty!” he says to himself—“she charges me with cruelty! Well,”
(here he sighs) “it’s only because she lacks a bringing up that can
appreciate a gentleman.” (Keepum could never condescend to believe
himself less than a very fine gentleman.) “As sure as the world the
creature is somewhat out in the head. She fancies all sorts of
things-shame, disgrace, and ruin!—only because she don’t understand the
quality of our morality-that’s all! There’s no harm, after all, in
these little enjoyments-if the girl would only understand them so. Our
society is free from pedantry; and there-no damage can result where no
one’s the wiser. It’s like stealing a blush from the cheek of
beauty-nobody misses it, and the cheek continues as beautiful as ever.”
Thus philosophizes the chivalric gentleman, until he falls into a fast
sleep.
CHAPTER XLI.
IN WHICH JUSTICE IS SEEN TO BE VERY ACCOMMODATING.
A few days have elapsed, Maria has just paid a visit to her father,
still in prison, and may be seen looking in at Mr. Keepum’s office, in
Broad street. “I come not to ask a favor, sir; but, at my father’s
request, to say to you that, having given up all he has in the world,
it can do no good to any one to continue him in durance, and to ask of
you-in whom the sole power rests-that you will grant him his release
ere he dies?” She addresses Mr. Keepum, who seems not in a very good
temper this morning, inasmuch as several of his best negroes, without
regard to their value to him, got a passion for freedom into their
heads, and have taken themselves away. In addition to this, he is much
put out, as he says, at being compelled to forego the pleasure held out
on the previous night, of tarring and feathering two northerners
suspected of entertaining sentiments not exactly straight on the
“peculiar question.” A glorious time was expected, and a great deal of
very strong patriotism wasted; but the two unfortunate individuals, by
some means not yet discovered, got the vigilance committee, to whose
care they were entrusted, very much intoxicated, and were not to be
found when called for. Free knives, and not free speech, is our motto.
And this Mr. Keepum is one of the most zealous in carrying out.
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