This skull, and a coral pin, which he said was presented to his
ancestors by Lord Cornwallis, who they captured, now became his hobby;
and he referred to it in all his conversation, and made them as much
his idol as our politicians do secession. In this instance, he dare not
entrust his newly-discovered jewel to the vulgar hands of Mr. Property,
but pledged his honor-a ware the State deals largely in notwithstanding
it has become exceedingly cheap-it would be forthcoming at the
requisite time.
CHAPTER XII.
IN WHICH ARE MATTERS THE READER MAY HAVE ANTICIPATED.
Mr. Soloman Snivel has effected a reconciliation between old Judge
Sleepyhorn and the beautiful Anna Bonard, and he has flattered the
weak-minded George Mullholland into a belief that the old Judge, as he
styles him, is his very best friend. So matters go on swimmingly at the
house of Madame Flamingo. Indeed Mr. Soloman can make himself extremely
useful in any affair requiring the exercise of nice diplomatic skill-no
matter whether it be of love or law. He gets people into debt, and out
of debt; into bankruptcy and out of bankruptcy; into jail and out of
jail; into society and out of society. He has officiated in almost
every capacity but that of a sexton. If you want money, Mr. Soloman can
always arrange the little matter for you. If you have old negroes you
want to get off your hands at a low figure, he has a customer. If you
want to mortgage your negro property, a thing not uncommon with our
very first families, Mr. Soloman is your man. Are you worth a fee, and
want legal advice, he will give it exactly to your liking. Indeed, he
will lie you into the most hopeless suit, and with equal pertinacity
lie you out of the very best. Every judge is his friend and most
intimate acquaintance. He is always rollicking, frisking, and
insinuating himself into something, affects to be the most liberal sort
of a companion, never refuses to drink when invited, but never invites
any one unless he has a motive beyond friendship. Mr. Keepum, the
wealthy lottery broker, who lives over the way, in Broad street, in the
house with the mysterious signs, is his money-man. This Keepum, the man
with the sharp visage and guilty countenance, has an excellent standing
in society, having got it as the reward of killing two men. Neither of
these deeds of heroism, however, were the result of a duel. Between
these worthies there exists relations mutually profitable, if not the
most honorable. And notwithstanding Mr. Soloman is forever sounding Mr.
Keepum’s generosity, the said Keepum has a singular faculty for holding
with a firm grasp all he gets, the extent of his charities being a
small mite now and then to Mr. Hadger, the very pious agent for the New
York Presbyterian Tract Society. Mr. Hadger, who by trading in things
called negroes, and such like wares, has become a man of great means,
twice every year badgers the community in behalf of this society, and
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