They pulled up that night at a small terror-shivering village, and
quartered themselves on the headman. He made no secret of his
displeasure at their visit. Carter talked of the glories of Mokki, and
the advantages of having a steady stream of trade pouring through one's
territory. The headman pointed out with peevish annoyance that the
King of Okky frowned upon Mokki in particular and trade in general, and
that the King's displeasure was generally fatal to those on whom it
fell, even though they had the happiness to live beyond his marches.
But in spite of his gloomy reception, he set before his guests a portly
bowl of kanki, when his women had cooked it, and himself ate a pawful
from the calabash as a testimonial to its freedom from poison.
They spread their sleeping mats that night in the dark hut from which
the headman's fowls had been driven to make room for them, and next
morning Carter collected some wing feathers and some bits of wood, and
made a windmill to amuse the children who swarmed about the compound.
Presently there arrived the headman, who saw the toy spinning in the
breeze, and annexed it. He and White-Man's-Trouble harangued one
another with much noise and gesture, and then there was a bustle in the
village, and the cooking fires burned strongly. The headman's gloom
had dropped from him like a discarded cloth; he wore in its place an
air of oily obsequiousness that showed he could be quite the courtier
upon occasion.
They breakfasted that morning on no mere kanki.
"Dem," said White-Man's-Trouble, pointing to the three great bowls,
"dem hen-chop, dem monkey-chop, an' dem dug-chop."
"Quack-quack dug?"
"No, bow-wow dug."
"Ugh!" said Carter, "I'll leave these rich dainties to you and His Nibs
there. Let me have a go at the stewed fowl. Great Christopher! No
wonder rubber's so hard to collect in this country when they use up so
much to make legs for their chickens. Well, thank heaven for sound
teeth and a tough inside!"
"I tell dem headman," said the Krooboy when they had started their
day's march, "that dem windmill will be fine ju-ju. I say to him, 'You
savvy dem fight at Smooth River factory?' An' he savvy plenty. All
the bush savvy of dem fight. So I tell him me an' you, we keep dem
Okky-men away by ourselves, an' shoot most of them, an' kill more by
dem talking-god. So dem headman savvy we plenty-big ju-ju men, an' we
no fit eat kanki for breakfast."
"My dear Trouble, your powers of diplomacy are only equalled by your
personal appearance. Keep it up. If your eloquence can carry us
through the country on the free hotel list it will save a lot of
trouble both for us and for everybody else we come near. I like to
think of myself as an adventurous knight exploring the black heart of
Africa, but I suppose in the States they'd call us a pair of hoboes,
and set the watch-dogs at us-- Gee! Look at that!"
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