"Not me in here, me lad. I came home from the Islands with the old
_M'poso_ full of passengers, and I've smoked myself half sick on
cigars. I'll suck at a pipe. By the way, I've got a message for you
from Kallee. The old sinner came on board himself when we were lying
off Edmondson's factory trying to get your ore, and nearly drank the
ship dry before I could get quit of him. Owe-it Slade's been palming
off I.O.U.'s on him. He'd got quite a sheaf of them. He says when you
marry Laura he'll give them to you as a wedding present, or words to
that effect. But in the meanwhile if he can catch Slade he's just
going to chop his head off to prevent him putting any more paper into
circulation."
"Well?"
"Well, you see, me lad, Slade owes our fo'c'sle shop a matter of four
pounds odd which we can't collect, and he's got a Holland gun of mine
that I shouldn't really like to lose. Besides, come to thinking of it,
I suppose Laura's fond of him anyway. Couldn't you do something for
him?"
Carter stared. "Has he left O'Neill and Craven's, then?"
Captain Image stopped down the tobacco in his pipe with a horny
forefinger. "Why, no, and you'll have to pay to get him away."
"But what mortal use is he to me?"
Captain Image's pipe worked hard and he spoke in jerks. "Rubber
palaver. Owe-it Slade's the smartest man at dem rubber palaver on the
Coast."
"Pooh! That slackster!"
"That's where you're making the usual mistake. Slade's got his faults.
He wastes his money, he never pays his bills, he sponges for all
eternity, and he makes out he was born lazy. But don't you believe
him. Who got Miss Kate all these rubber properties that she's floated
off into such whacking big companies?"
"Miss Kate O'Neill."
"No more than you did, me lad. It was just Owe-it Slade. And to
think," Captain Image added with a sigh, "I always put that man down as
a borrowing waster, and never even hustled him to collect cargo for me.
Why, if I'd known then what I know now, I could have bought rubber
lands through him, for a half surf boat full of gin, that I might have
sold to a company myself, and dined off turkey in my own house ashore
every day for all the rest of my natural life. Why, my Christian Aunt!
I might even have married, if I'd worked him properly."
Captain Image dabbed with his forefinger on Carter's coat sleeve and
left a print of tobacco ash. "You buy up Owe-it Slade, me lad, and not
only is your fortune made, but--well," he added rather lamely, "you buy
him up and just remember I told you to."
"But--what were you going to say?"
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