"Attend," said Mr. Balgarnie, and struck an attitude. "I am the man
known to science as the Freak-who-has-eyes-at-the-back-of-his-head.
Observe, I have my back to you and yet I can see that you are picking
your nose with your strong left hand, and scratching the floor with
your starboard toe."
"I no fit for see you back eyes."
"That is because they are ju-ju eyes. Oh, White-Man's-Trouble, I bid
you fear the Powers of Darkness and steal no more anything that is
mine. You savvy?"
"Savvy plenty!"
"And as a further punishment, I bid you catch me ten more butterflies,
and take care you don't rub the feathers off, or they'll be no use to
Miss Kate."
"Missy Kate! What for she want dem bug? Dem no fit for chop."
"To make ju-ju of."
White-Man's-Trouble grinned. "Missy Kate no savvy ju-ju palaver. Dem
Carter, he show her dem god with talk-pipe, an' she say, 'Well, dere no
ju-ju about him.' Oh, Purser, I say dem god with talk-pipe
plenty-too-much-fine ju-ju. Okky-men savvy plenty him ju-ju."
"Your theology's a bit above my head, but I don't mind telling you in
confidence that butterfly collecting's the lady's habit, just the same
as--let me see--just the same as stealing things that are no use to you
is yours, and spear making's Mr. Carter's. Savvy?"
"Savvy some," said the Krooboy doubtfully. "Does Missy sell dem bugs
to steamah pursers, an' come ashore an' say dem dam' greedy hounds?"
"If you've got that idea in your aboriginal mind," said Mr. Balgarnie
with a yawn, "don't let me crowd it with anything nearer the truth.
You bring Miss Kate plenty of butterflies without the pretty rubbed
off, and presently she dash you a new top hat with a gold band to it."
"I no fit for take dash from Missy," said White-Man's-Trouble with
dignity. "I bring her plenty-too-many bugs for nix. I fit for know my
job."
The purser stared with tired eyes. "So you honor her with your
respectful admiration, too, do you? I wish I could get her knack.
There, clear out with you, and put the door on the hook. Take your
dirty hands away from that tooth-brush, confound you, and get out.
It's my time for siesta."
In the meanwhile Laura Slade had gone out on the bridge deck, had found
a chair without a card on it, and had dragged it up alongside her
friend. She waited patiently till one of the long calculations had
been worked out and the result entered up in the pocket-book, and then,
when the figures were torn small, she jumped up and took the scraps of
paper from the other girl's hand.
"Please let me do something, Kate. At least I can throw them overboard
for you."
Miss O'Neill laughed, and plied her palm leaf fan. "My dear girl, I'm
most pleased to be tempted away from work. In school days, as you will
remember, I was worse than you were at sums. I've had to grind at them
since, but it's not made me love them any the more. Why can't I be a
rich woman without working for it?"
"Do you want so very much to be rich?"
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