"No use crying over a marriage that's over. Everybody that knows her
will do his best for Laura, and if any man tried hanky-panky tricks
with her he'd probably die one of the local deaths of Africa in very
quick time. But about this white woman. I heard about her, too.
There was a big tom-toming far away in the bush one night, ten minutes
after the sun went out, and my boys listened hard and then set up a
fine chatter. It was long enough before I could make anything out of
them, but at last I heard something about 'a white mammy' that set me
thinking. I got the idea at first that someone, probably the Okky-men,
had been knocking a she-missionary on the head, and that made me cock
up my ears. You know when a trader or a man in one of the services
gets scuppered out here, the pious people at home say it's his own
brutal fault and the poor African is quite right in what he does. But
when it's a missionary, the Exeter Hall crew insist on war."
Slade put up the usual Coaster's wish for the future of Exeter Hall.
"Quite so," said Swizzle-Stick Smith. He got up and limped across to
the doorway and stood there for a minute puffing pale blue smoke into
the dazzle of sunshine. Then he came back again and once more sat on
the earthen floor with his back against a bale. "The boys out there,
both yours and mine, are still harping on the same subject."
"I didn't make out that the white woman was killed."
"Nor did I, when I went into the matter further. I was only explaining
what gave me the first interest in the subject, because if there had
been a she-missionary killed, all the bush would know that meant war,
and they would slaughter every white man they came across out of sheer
light-heartedness. No, if that had happened, you would not have seen
me here. I should have lit out for the Coast, one-time. But I
presently found that the white woman had not been killed, but that she
was a someone who seemed to puzzle my boys exceedingly. There seemed
to be heap-too-much ju-ju about her. She did things no one else could
tackle."
"Sort of champion lady weight-lifter? Boy, fill Mr. Smith's pipe and
bring him fire."
"You know that Kroo word, Oomsha, that means Sultana or
woman-above-a-headman, or something like that?"
"I heard a tale of an Oomsha once somewhere up Sokoto way. She's been
head wife of an Emir, and when he died she killed all the heirs and ran
the town herself. I thought it meant more witch or conjurer. It's a
ju-ju word."
"Well, I won't quarrel with you over etymology, and we seem to agree
enough on the definition for practical purposes. Now, my boys said
that this white woman was an Oomsha. Did you hear that?"
"Not I. I tell you I thought it was Laura they were gassing about, and
I didn't trouble myself to inquire more deeply."
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