Kenelm Chillingly — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
General
Kenelm Chillingly — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
“I hope not,” answered the Parson, doubtfully. “He’s a strange fellow.
But I think you will be pleased with him; that is, if he can be found.
Oh, Mr. Saunderson, how do you do? Have you seen your visitor?”
“No, sir, I have just come. My mistress, Squire, and my three girls; and
this is my son.”
“A hearty welcome to all,” said the graceful Squire; (turning to
Saunderson junior), “I suppose you are fond of dancing. Get yourself a
partner. We may as well open the ball.”
“Thank you, sir, but I never dance,” said Saunderson junior, with an air
of austere superiority to an amusement which the March of Intellect had
left behind.
“Then you’ll have less to regret when you are grown old. But the band
is striking up; we must adjourn to the marquee. George” (Mr. Belvoir,
escaped from Mr. Steen, had just made his appearance), “will you give
your arm to Cecilia, to whom I think you are engaged for the first
quadrille?”
“I hope,” said George to Cecilia, as they walked towards the marquee,
“that Mr. Steen is not an average specimen of the electors I shall have
to canvass. Whether he has been brought up to honour his own father and
mother I can’t pretend to say, but he seems bent upon teaching me not
to honour mine. Having taken away my father’s moral character upon the
unfounded allegation that he loved rabbits better than mankind, he then
assailed my innocent mother on the score of religion, and inquired when
she was going over to the Church of Rome, basing that inquiry on the
assertion that she had taken away her custom from a Protestant grocer
and conferred it on a Papist.”
“Those are favourable signs, Mr. Belvoir. Mr. Steen always prefaces a
kindness by a great deal of incivility. I asked him once to lend me a
pony, my own being suddenly taken lame, and he seized that opportunity
to tell me that my father was an impostor in pretending to be a judge of
cattle; that he was a tyrant, screwing his tenants in order to indulge
extravagant habits of hospitality; and implied that it would be a
great mercy if we did not live to apply to him, not for a pony, but for
parochial relief. I went away indignant. But he sent me the pony. I am
sure he will give you his vote.”
“Meanwhile,” said George, with a timid attempt at gallantry, as they now
commenced the quadrille, “I take encouragement from the belief that I
have the good wishes of Miss Travers. If ladies had votes, as Mr. Mill
recommends, why, then--”
“Why, then, I should vote as Papa does,” said Miss Travers, simply. “And
if women had votes, I suspect there would be very little peace in any
household where they did not vote as the man at the head of it wished
them.”
“But I believe, after all,” said the aspirant to Parliament, seriously,
“that the advocates for female suffrage would limit it to women
independent of masculine control, widows and spinsters voting in right
of their own independent tenements.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account