Kenelm Chillingly — CompleteLytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
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Kenelm Chillingly — Complete
Lytton, Edward Bulwer Lytton, Baron
English fiction -- 19th century
“Did I not?” replied Kenelm, with an unconscious start, as from an
abstracted reverie. “With no undistinguished host, I presume, for when
I asked him this morning for the right address of this cottage, in order
to direct such luggage as I have to be sent there, he gave me his card
with a grand air, saying, ‘I am pretty well known at Moleswich, by
and beyond it.’ I have not yet looked at his card. Oh, here it
is,--‘Algernon Sidney Gale Jones, Cromwell Lodge;’ you laugh. What do
you know of him?”
“I wish my husband were here; he would tell you more about him. Mr.
Jones is quite a character.”
“So I perceive.”
“A great radical,--very talkative and troublesome at the vestry; but our
vicar, Mr. Emlyn, says there is no real harm in him, that his bark is
worse than his bite, and that his republican or radical notions must be
laid to the door of his godfathers! In addition to his name of Jones, he
was unhappily christened Gale; Gale Jones being a noted radical orator
at the time of his birth. And I suppose Algernon Sidney was prefixed
to Gale in order to devote the new-born more emphatically to republican
principles.”
“Naturally, therefore, Algernon Sidney Gale Jones baptizes his house
Cromwell Lodge, seeing that Algernon Sidney held the Protectorate in
especial abhorrence, and that the original Gale Jones, if an honest
radical, must have done the same, considering what rough usage the
advocates of Parliamentary Reform met with at the hands of his Highness.
But we must be indulgent to men who have been unfortunately christened
before they had any choice of the names that were to rule their fate.
I myself should have been less whimsical had I not been named after a
Kenelm who believed in sympathetic powders. Apart from his political
doctrines, I like my landlord: he keeps his wife in excellent order. She
seems frightened at the sound of her own footsteps, and glides to and
fro, a pallid image of submissive womanhood in list slippers.”
“Great recommendations certainly, and Cromwell Lodge is very prettily
situated. By the by, it is very near Mrs. Cameron’s.”
“Now I think of it, so it is,” said Kenelm, innocently. Ah! my friend
Kenelm, enemy of shams, and truth-teller, _par excellence_, what hast
thou come to? How are the mighty fallen! “Since you say you will dine
with us, suppose we fix the day after to-morrow, and I will ask Mrs.
Cameron and Lily.”
“The day after to-morrow: I shall be delighted.”
“An early hour?”
“The earlier the better.”
“Is six o’clock too early?”
“Too early! certainly not; on the contrary. Good-day: I must now go to
Mrs. Somers; she has charge of my portmanteau.”
Then Kenelm rose.
“Poor dear Lily!” said Mrs. Braefield; “I wish she were less of a
child.”
Kenelm reseated himself.
“Is she a child? I don’t think she is actually a child.”
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