Kenneth McAlpine: A Tale of Mountain, Moorland and SeaStables, Gordon
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Kenneth McAlpine: A Tale of Mountain, Moorland and Sea
Stables, Gordon
Fiction
"No, not as much wind as would have sufficed to lift a snowflake, never
a cloud in the sky, and the sun going round and round and round, but far
above the horizon even at midnight. We tired of reading books; we tired
of card-playing and games on the ice; we even tired of music itself.
Monotony generated _ennui_; _ennui_ bred melancholy; plenty of exercise
on the ice alone could save us from succumbing to actual illness. We
knew that well, but we were thoroughly apathetic, and did not care to
take it. The captain, a young and energetic man, at last hit upon a
happy expedient which succeeded most completely in restoring something
of life and animation to the crew, who were rapidly merging into a state
of Rip Van Winkleism, painful to behold. He determined to form a camp
three miles away from the ship. Simply walking to and from it would be
some little excitement, it would be exercise with a purpose, and
exercise, as medical men will tell you, without pleasure or purpose, is
entirely useless in a hygienic point of view.
"Our captain, the first and second mates, and myself were seated at
breakfast one morning when he made his proposal.
"`Doctor,' he said--NB, he called me `Doctor' always, but at that time I
had no more business with the title than the tailor had--
"`Doctor, how are the men getting on forward?'
"`They haven't much life in them,' I replied; `they are all making
silver rings now out of sixpenny bits and shillings. That is the latest
fad, but the coins will soon be all used up; then I suppose all hands
will go to sleep for a month or two.'
"`I think, doctor,' said Captain Peters, `that their livers want
stirring up. Eh? Don't you, doctor?'
"`Well,' I replied, `anything for a quiet life. There is plenty of blue
pill and black draught on board. I'll stir their livers up. Pass the
ham.'
"`All right, then,' said the captain; `you stir their livers up, and
I'll propose something to-morrow to prevent them getting sluggish
again.'
"True to my promise, I gave all hands a blue pill that night, and next
forenoon, at a little before twelve, the captain called the men aft, and
ordered the steward to bring up a gallon of rum and five pounds of
tobacco. Then he doled out the latter and ordered the mainbrace to be
spliced. The men after this looked more lively than they had done for a
month.
"`Now that I've got you awake with the help of the doctor and black
Jack' (black Jack was the rum measure), said the captain, `let me tell
you what we are going to do. We are going to convey wood and canvas by
sleigh across the pack, to a patch of bay ice about three miles from
here, and by the side of it, on the top of the heavy berg, we will build
a tent, with a fire-place in it, big enough to roast a bear. This tent
or marquee will be a regular Hall of Delights by the sad sea wave; we
will cook in it, and eat in it, and dance and sing and tell stories in
it. What say you, men?'
"The men broke out into a wild cheer.
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