Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agentButler, Ellis Parker
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Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agent
Butler, Ellis Parker
Book industries and trade -- Fiction; Love stories
“Think of it,” he said. “Bill Rossiter on the third floor, burning up,
and me on the floor below with this book in my hand reading off of page
418 the names of the simple ingredients that would----”
“Mebby I might as well pay the whole five right now,” said Skinner,
taking four more dollars out of his drawer. “Could you leave that book
with me?”
“I will, as a special favor,” said Eliph'.
“Well, say,” said Skinner, “I'll be mortally obliged to you if you will.
It will take a mighty load off of my mind.”
And when Eliph' left the butcher shop he had, for the first time in his
life, sold his sample copy.
CHAPTER XVIII. Another Trial
When Eliph' stepped out of the butcher shop he saw T. J. Jones across
the street, returning from his interview with Mrs. Smith, and the book
agent hailed him and crossed the street. The editor wore a harassed look
as Eliph' stepped up to him, and it deepened when Eliph' asked him if he
had acceded to Mrs. Smith's request.
“Hewlitt,” he said, “I couldn't do it. I wanted to, but I couldn't. The
man was willing but the editor had to refuse. The press cannot sink the
public welfare to favor individuals; once the freedom of the press is
lost the nation relapses into sodden corruption. I told Mrs. Smith so.
And besides, I have the whole article in type, too. I like Mrs. Smith,
and I like Miss Sally, but the hissing cobra of corruption must be
crunched beneath the heel of a free and independent press. The TIMES
must do its duty, let the chips fall where they may.”
“'The pen is mightier than the sword,' page 233, Apt Quotations for All
Occasions,” said Eliph', “this being one of three thousand quotations,
arranged alphabetically according to subject, as 'Bird--in the hand,
Bird--of a feather, Bird--killing two with one stone,' et cetery,
including 'Leap--look before you,' and 'Sure--be sure you're right, then
go ahead.' What do you mean to print?”
The editor told him all he had been able to gather regarding the matter
of the fire-extinguishers, and as he talked Eliph' saw the butcher leave
his shop and enter the drug store--he was after chemicals. He turned to
the editor with fresh assurance.
“See page 88, 'Every Man his Own Lawyer,'” he said, “giving all that it
is necessary for any man to know regarding the laws of his native
land, including laws of business, how to draw up legal papers, what
constitutes libel, et cetery. This one division alone being worth the
whole cost of the book, showing among other things what a paper should
print and what it should not. Jarby's Encyclopedia of Knowledge and
Compendium of Literature, Science and Art is a marvelous work, including
as it does the chapter on 'Fire--Its Traditions--How to Make a Fire
Without Matches--Fire Fighting--Fire Extinguishers, How Made,' et
cetery, containing directions by which man, woman or butcher can
convert lung-testers into approved fire-extinguishers at a cost of only
twenty-six cents. It is a good book. I just sold Mr. Skinner one.”
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