Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agentButler, Ellis Parker
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Kilo : being the love story of Eliph' Hewlitt, book agent
Butler, Ellis Parker
Book industries and trade -- Fiction; Love stories
For Eliph' never missed a festival. He haunted them, standing in one
spot until his eyes fell upon Miss Sally, when he would make straight
for her with his dainty little steps, and she, catching sight of
him--for she was always on the lookout--would move away, weaving around
and between people until he lost sight of her, when he would stand still
until he caught sight of her again. It was like a game. Sometimes he
caught her, but before he could have a word with her she would make an
excuse and hurry away, or turn him over to another. Usually she shielded
herself by keeping either the Colonel or Skinner beside her, if they
were present, and they usually were.
“Land's sake!” she exclaimed to Mrs. Smith, one evening, as they were
walking home after an ice-cream festival at Doc Weaver's, “I wish
somebody would tell that Mr. Hewlitt that I don't want to buy no books.
He pesters the life out of me. I can't show myself nowhere but he comes
up, all loaded to begin, and if I'd give him half a chance he'd have me
buyin' a book in no time. It don't seem to make no difference where I
am. I believe he'd try to sell books at a funeral.” Mrs. Smith laughed.
“I know he would!” she said. “He is delightful! Why don't you do as
I did, and buy a book, and then he will be satisfied, and leave you
alone.”
“Well, I won't!” declared Miss Sally. “I ain't done nothin' all my life
but buy books an' then fight pa to get money to pay installments on 'em,
an' I won't buy no more! I declared to goodness when I bought them Sir
Walter Scott books that I wouldn't buy no more, an' I won't. If I buy
this one off of this man, there'll be another, an' another, an' so on
'til kingdom come, an' one everlasting fight with pa for money.”
“Couldn't you pay for it with the money you got for those
fire-extinguishers?” asked Mrs. Smith.
“Pa borryed that to pay taxes with, long ago, an' that's the last I'll
ever see of the money,” said Miss Sally. “Pa ain't the kind that pays
back. He's a good getter, an' a good keeper, but he's about the poorest
giver I ever did see, if he is my own father. There ain't nothin' in
the world else that would drive me to get married but just the trouble I
have to get money out of pa for anything. I ain't even got a black silk
dress to my name, and there ain't another lady in Kilo but's got one. I
guessed when we moved to town I would have the egg money same as on
the farm, but since pa had his teeth out an' got new ones he won't eat
nothin' but eggs, an' I don't get any egg money. Pa eats so many eggs
I'm ashamed to tell it. I wonder he don't sprout feathers. I don't
believe so many eggs is good for a man. It don't seem natural. That
encyclopedia book don't say anywhere that eatin' too many eggs makes a
man close fisted, does it?”
Mrs. Smith said she could remember nothing to that effect in the book,
and for a minute they walked in silence. Suddenly she looked up and
spoke.
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