At Jamrud they were given food and their rifles were taken away from them and a guard was set to watch them. But the guard only consisted of two men, both of whom were Pathans, and they assured them that, ridiculous though it sounded, the British were actually willing to forgive their enemies and to pardon all deserters who applied for pardon on condition of good faith in the future. That night they prayed to Allah like little children lost and found. The women crooned love-songs to their babies over the clear fires and the men talked--and talked--and talked until the stars grew big as moons to weary eyes and they slept at last, to dream of khaki uniforms and karnel sahibs who knew neither fear nor favor and who said things that were so. It is a mad world to the Himalayan Hillman where men in authority tell truth unadorned without shame and without consideration--a mad, mad world, and perhaps too exotic to be wholesome, but pleasant while the dream lasts. Over in the fort Courtenay placed a bath at King's disposal and lent him clean clothes and a razor. But he was not very cordial. “Tell me all the war news!” said King, splashing in the tub. And Courtenay told him, passing him another cake of soap when the first was finished. After all there was not much to tell--butchery in Belgium--Huns and guns--and the everlastingly glorious stand that saved Paris and France and Europe. “According to the cables our men are going the records one better. I think that's all,” said Courtenay. “Then why the stuffiness?” asked King. “Why am I talked to at the end of a tube, so to speak?” “You're under arrest!” said Courtenay. “The deuce I am!” “I'm taking care of you myself to obviate the necessity of putting a sentry on guard over you.” “Good of you, I'm sure. What's it all about?” “I don't mind telling you, but I'd rather you'd wait. The minute you were sighted word was wired down to headquarters, and the general himself will be up here by train any minute.” “Very well,” said King. “Got a cigar? Got a black one? Blacker the better!” He was out of his bath and remembered that minute that he had not smoked a cigar since leaving India. Naked, shaved, with some of the stain removed, he did not look like a man in trouble as he filled his lungs with the saltpeterish smoke of a fat Trichinopoli. And then the general came and did not wait for King to get dressed but burst into the bathroom and shook hands with him while he was still naked and asked ten questions (like a gatling gun) while King was getting on his trousers, divining each answer after the third word and waving the rest aside. “And why am I arrested, sir?” asked King the moment he could slip the question in edgewise. “Oh, yes, of course. Try the case here as well as anywhere. What does this mean?”