Love stories; Lumber trade -- Fiction; Maine -- Fiction
The cookee, woods-camp traditional butt of jokes, stared from one to the
other, trying to recover his composure.
"And Marm Bear there wanted to take along that pot of beans for the
picnic dinner," added Charlie.
"I think it's goin' to be a general mass-meetin' to discuss the game
laws," said Ike. "The boys who were swampin' the twitch-roads yistiddy
told me that deer kept traipsin' past all day and--well, there goes
three now."
White "flags" flitted through the undergrowth at the edge of the
clearing, and a startled "Whick-i-whick!" further up the valley-side
hinted at the retreat of still others. Their departure was probably
hastened by the cook's shrill "Who-e-e-e!" the general call for the
camp. He came out of the cook-house scrubbing his hands and bare arms
with a towel.
"Git that bean-pot here! What are you standin' round on one foot for?"
he demanded, testily. When the cookee began to stutter explanations,
brandishing freckled arms to point the route of the fugitives, the cook
interrupted, but now there was humor in his tones.
"Thunderation, you gents is sartinly slow to understand what's before
your eyes! Don't you know why all these animiles is runnin' away from
down there?" He jerked a red thumb over his shoulder towards the south.
"Ain't 'Stumpage John' Barrett down there with Withee, lookin' over that
tract where we operated last season?"
Sly grins of appreciation appeared on the faces of the teamsters.
"Ain't you got any notion of what particular kind of language 'Stumpage
John' has been lettin' out of himself for the last twenty-four hours?"
"Well, the idee is," said the cook, "he is down there cussin' to that
extent that he's cussed every animile off'n Square-hole township.
Animiles is natcherally timid, delicate in the ears, and hates cussin'.
The deer come first because they can run fastest. Bears left as soon as
they could, and is hurryin'. Rabbits will come next, and the quill-pigs
are on the way. Then I reckon Barnum Withee will fetch up the rear. Oh,
it must be somethin' awful down there!" He faced the south with grave
mien. His listeners guffawed.
But a moment later "Push Charlie" stepped clear of the hovel and sniffed
with canine eagerness. There was a subtle, elusive, acrid odor in the
air. It seemed to billow up the valley, whose shoulders circumscribed
their vision so narrowly.
"I reckon," he stated, "that he's throwed so much brimstone around him
reckless that he's set fire to the woods."
"That's the way with some of these big timber-owners," remarked the
cook, still in humorous mood. "They raise tophet with a sport because he
throws down a cigar-butt, and they themselves will go out right in a dry
time and spit cuss words that's just so much blue flame. It's dretful
careless!" he sighed.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account