Kissing the Rod: A Novel. (Vol. 2 of 3)Yates, Edmund
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Kissing the Rod: A Novel. (Vol. 2 of 3)
Yates, Edmund
England -- Fiction
The pallid footman, who still remained in attendance on Mr. Guyon in
Queen Anne Street, had been of late leading such an easy life--had had
so much time for the enjoyment of social carouses at his club, for the
cultivation of female society, for the promotion of the growth of his
whiskers, and other large-souled pursuits--had, above all, been
enabled to indulge in his favourite luxury of lying in bed late o'
mornings to such an extent since his young mistress's marriage, that
he received his master's announcement that breakfast for two must be
ready at nine o'clock the next morning with disgust which he felt it
difficult to restrain. As, however, he knew from experience that Mr.
Guyon possessed a temper which he never gave himself the trouble of
placing under much restraint, and which had hitherto vented itself in
strange but particularly strong oaths, and which, as the pallid
domestic feared, had a strong leaning towards the use of sticks and
horsewhips, he thought it better to say nothing, and took care that
the meal was ready at the appointed time.
At the appointed time Mr. Guyon entered the dining-room, seized the
newspaper, and turned hurriedly to a particular spot in its columns,
laid the sheet down again with a reassured air, glanced through his
letters, and then, leaning his elbows on the mantelshelf, carelessly
glanced at himself in the glass. The careless glance became more
attentive, more strained, and more fixed, as he noticed a curious odd
expression of puffiness round his eyes, a tightness across his
forehead, a full, heavy, bloodshot look in the eyeballs, and a sallow
bloated look generally. He had had a strange singing in his head the
last few days, a sense of fullness and dizziness, a disagreeable
notion of black specks flashing before his eyes; and as he regarded
his altered appearance in the glass, he remembered these various
ailments, and shook his head gravely. "This won't do, Ned!" he
soliloquised, leaning his chin on his hand, and looking at his
reflected image; "this won't do! You've gone to grief most infernally
within the last few months, and you're showing signs of shutting up.
You can't carry on at the pace, Ned! It's all very well for the young
fellows with whom you've been living; they're fresh and strong, and
can stand any thing; but you're a doosid old bird, Ned, and you're
getting stiff and cranky, and all this night-work plays the devil with
you! You must cut it," continued Mr. Guyon, tweaking a gray hair out
of his whiskers; "you must cut it, and lie fallow for a bit. If this
thing only pulls through to-day," he said after a pause, "I'll drop
the whole lot, and go off quietly to some German baths, and simmer and
stew and drink the waters, and come back a new man. If it comes off!
phew!" and here Mr. Guyon ran his hand through his hair. "Well, if it
does not, I shall go abroad all the same, and try the sea-breezes of
Boulogne."
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