Kissing the Rod: A Novel. (Vol. 2 of 3)Yates, Edmund
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Kissing the Rod: A Novel. (Vol. 2 of 3)
Yates, Edmund
England -- Fiction
Such was the tenor of Mr. Guyon's concluding reflections as Mr.
Stallbrass turned the spanking chestnuts, who had spanked so much all
the way from town as to be covered with foam and lather, into the
muddy lane leading to the raceground, which was already lined on
either side with crowds of countrymen and village loafers, gathered
together to gape and chaff in that blunderheaded manner so pleasant to
the English rustic. There were plenty of drags both before and behind
them, and Mr. Stallbrass--who affected the coachman whenever he had
the reins in his hand--was perpetually jerking his little finger into
the air, or waving his whip in answer to recognitions, feeling all the
time thoroughly happy at being seen in the company of such an
unmistakable and well-known "West-end nob" as Mr. Guyon. Paying the
entrance-fee, they turned up through a gate on to the turf; no sooner
had they reached which than Mr. Stallbrass had a new excitement, and a
new triumph, for the Hon. William Trafford, known as "Tit Trafford"
from his love of horse-flesh, ranging up alongside in his drag, and
knowing both Guyon and Stallbrass, proposed to the latter to "have a
spurt;" and away went Tit Trafford's four bays and Stallbrass's
chestnut pair careering off in a race in which the latter had by no
means the worst of it. Mr. Guyon disapproved of this proceeding, which
caused him to clutch wildly at different portions of the phaeton, and
shook and bumped him woefully,--disapproved of it so much that he
pronounced it "infernally stoopid," and only fit to have been the act
of a "dam schoolboy." It was not until they had secured a good place
in the rank, horses had been removed, and a capital lunch spread, that
the old gentleman recovered his equanimity.
But long before luncheon, in fact within a minute of the phaeton's
stopping, Mr. Guyon had descended into the ring and learned the latest
odds about Devilskin. There, in the bawling, fighting, seething,
jostling crowd, he made his way, listening to scraps of information
given to him now and then by men who muttered mysteriously behind
their betting-books, or took off their hats to whisper behind them
into Mr. Guyon's ear. It was all right,--nothing to touch him; fit to
run for a man's life, Sir Harvey had said that very morning. O, here
was Sir Harvey. "Ah, my dear Sir Harvey, one word--only one!" and Mr.
Guyon laid his trembling hand on the arm of a big stalwart Yorkshire
squire, Sir Harvey Boyce, one of the keenest patrons of the turf, and
owner of Devilskin. The two men stood aside for a moment, and Guyon
said--
"About the horse? He's right?"
"Right as the mail."
"And--and--he's meant?"
"Meant? d--n it, Guyon----"
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