Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
Sam tapped his own dapper and well-curved legs with a light gold-headed
riding-whip, and his favourite mare, who was under the charge of a lad
down the lane, gave a whinny to him. “There’s nothing she don’t know,”
said Sam; “and her name it is Sally.”
I was not sure which of the two fillies—for I knew that he called
his sweetheart one, and her name too was “Sally”—my friend was thus
commending. But I rose to the situation, and said—“Let us go, and rout
the fellow out.”
“I was sure you would stand by a brother Briton,” cried Sam, shaking
hands very heartily; “and you won’t find me forget it, Kit, when old
Crumbly Pot comes back again. I am keeping a look-out for you there,
as I gave you my word to do. It has been kettles to mend, I am told,
in the fen-land where he hails from. I know a Jew fellow who brought
him to book, and was very nearly quodding him. He won’t be back this
side of Christmas, unless my friend is a liar, and then I shall do you
as good a turn as you are going to do me now. Can you make it fit to
come to-morrow? I’ll put my Sally in the spider, and call for you about
ten o’clock. You can tell old Punnets, that you want to see your Aunt
Parslow about important business—for important it is and no mistake.
Think of a dirty Frenchman nobbling sweet Sally Chalker, and all her
cash!”
Old Punnets—as he insolently called my uncle—was glad enough that
I should pay a visit to my aunt, or rather my mother’s aunt, Miss
Parslow, who was said to be worth at least 10,000_l._, as well as a
very nice house, and large garden, and three or four meadows by the
river Mole.
“You should never neglect such folk,” he said; “you have no proper
sense of the plainest duty. She has only one relation as near as you
are, and he has got plenty of tin of his own. You might cut him out
easy enough, if you tried, and now is the nick of time for it. Hannah
Parslow is as proud as Punch, I know; and if you can only put it to
her, with a little of the proper grease, of course, that your mother’s
son is considered unfit to marry a young lady, because he cannot cut a
shine,—who can tell what she might do for you? She doesn’t spend half
of her income, I know. I was thinking of it only the other night. And
she might allow you two hundred a year, without stinting a pinch of
Keating’s powder. You love dogs, and dogs love you. Half the dogs in
the village come to see you home. Make up to Jupiter, and Juno, and
the other bow-wows she has taken to her bosom, and you’ll never want
my thirty shillings a week, nor yet the little balance of your father
and mother’s money. You go and see her, Kit. Don’t lose a day. You may
accept a lift from that fast Sam Henderson; but throw him over, as soon
as you have got it.”
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