Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
When I entered the gate of Valley-view, nine or ten small dogs came
scampering out, all giving tongue, and all making believe to be born
for one end, namely my end. There were pugs, and Skye-terriers, and
Blenheim-spaniels, and wiry-coated terriers, and Italian greyhounds,
and little ridiculous toy-dogs fit for a child’s Noah’s ark, and I
know not what else, but no dog of the name of “Silence.” “What a pack
of curs!” I said rather gruffly, and with a gesture of contempt, for I
never did hear such a medley of barks. As dogs are the most humorous
creatures in the world, they immediately looked at one another and
laughed, each applying my remark to his neighbours. If they had been
curs, they would have felt it more; being all of fine breeding, they
took it lightly, as I said it, for I had no real meaning to offend
them. Then, a great deal more quickly than we settle matters, they
referred the whole question to a grand old pug, with his face pulled up
short, like a plaited blind, by the cords of disgust at the tricks of
mankind, and lots of little pimples, like a turbot’s moles, upon it.
As a chairman of committee he came up to me, reserving his stump in
a very strict line, till my character passed through the test of his
nose. Then he gave a little doubtful trepidation to his tail, and after
another sniff, a very hearty wag; and with one accord all the doggies
set off to the house to announce that an honest dog was coming.
Miss Parslow was inclined, as appeared thereafter, to attach more
importance to the verdict of her dogs, even as a Roman admiral should
have consulted his holy chickens. When the dogs came to say that they
believed me to be safe, their mistress put them all into their own room
and came out to the porch to meet me. She knew me at once, though I
might have forgotten her, except for a great event in my life, when she
gave me the first sovereign I ever possessed. Being a small and slim
lady, she rested her head upon the upper pocket of my waistcoat, which
seemed to be an excellent omen.
“Oh, how you do take after your dear mother!” she exclaimed, with a
genial tear or two; “you are not like an Orchardson, my dear boy, but
a Parslow, a Parslow all over! Why have you kept away from Valley-view
till now?”
This was a difficult question to answer, and therefore I naturally
asked another. “How are you getting on, my dear aunt? And will it put
you out that I should come like this? I wrote last night, but it may
have been too late.”
“Oh, the posts are always wrong. Come and sit here by the fire. We
shall have a sharp winter; I am sure of that. _Jupiter_ knows the
weather as well as if he made it. Now come and tell me all about your
own affairs.”
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