Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
“I do, sir, I do. I can feel it all through me, by means of what
happened to my own husband. Ah, he was a man—could take a scuttle full
of coals, and hold it out straight, the same as you might march up the
aisle on a Sunday, with your hat right for’ard, to show that it was
brushed and shining. But poor Wilcox, he went away at last, with a tub
of clothes in his lungs, and the same may occur to the best of us;
mayn’t it, Mr. Orchardson? But if you feel a delicate sort of feeling
about breaking open the young lady’s letter, and the young gent from
the snow-drift is still looking at his legs, I can tell you a good bit
of what is going on; though I never was one, and Wilcox knew it, for
hearkening so much as a word they say, when the women have done with
their teas, and the men stand against the low green palings, with a
pot, and a pipe as long as their shirt-sleeves.
“Well, sir, it do appear that two bad ones has turned up, over and
above the one always there, which I will not name, consequent upon
fear. One was Sir Cumberance Hotchpots, or some such name, proving
to be a wicked man from the North; and the other was her brother,
as ought to be all over, according to the flesh of marriage, sir.
Donovan Bulwrag is his name, but every one prefer to call him ‘Downy.’
A hulking young man is my opinion of him; and it has been my lot to
behold a good many. You may see it on the tables, sir, that come down
from the Mount, going into church any Sunday, that such is forbidden by
the law of Moses, for any Christian man to marry. Their father is one,
and their mother is one; and they have no right to make a pair of them.
You holds on with that, sir, as a respectable man, who has trodden his
way in the world, is bound to do?”
“Yes, Mrs. Wilcox, I hold to it strongly,” said my uncle, “if I
understand you. Do you mean to tell me, that this young man—”
“There is the facts, sir, and none of my telling. I was always a very
bad hand at telling, though Wilcox he used to say otherwise, when he
might be overcome in argument. But facts or no facts, the truth is as
I tell you. This Mr. Donovan have come home, from Germany, or some
such foreign parts; and whatever his meaning is, that is what it comes
to—Miss Kitty can’t have no peace with him. And a yellow young man, Mr.
Orchardson; as yellow as a daffodil, his hair, and beard, and eyes.”
“I don’t care a fig what his colour may be,” cried my uncle, being now
on his high ropes; “he must be a black blackguard, and nothing else,
if he dares to take advantage of a girl he should protect. Poor Kitty,
what a pretty kettle of fish she is in! You need not tell me, ma’am, I
can see it all. I have always had a gift in that way. Though I have not
had so very much to do with women, for which I thank the Lord, every
night of my life, I understand their ways, as well as if I had been one
of them.”
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