Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
“A very great compliment, I should say,” Sir Cumberleigh pondered,
when his visitor was gone; “what the deuce makes him get in such a wax
about it? A fellow with such a batter-pudding face might be proud to
call such a girl his sister. Oh, I see why it is, what a thick I must
be! If she were his sister, he would be ashamed to be a party to this
little plant. I don’t like the look of it, and that’s all about it.
But such a poor devil must not stick at trifles. Sixty thousand pounds
would set me on my legs again. And it is not to be had by lying down
and rolling. And the sweetest girl in London, too without any cheek or
high faluting. I can soon break her in to any pace I choose. I am not
a bad fellow, only so unlucky. If this comes off, I’ll go to church
every Sunday. But I’ll take uncommon good care all the same that Master
Johnny Dory does not collar too much of the rhino. I hate that young
fellow, he is just like a yellow slug crawling in a mop.”
CHAPTER XXX.
BASKETS.
THERE are ever so many kinds of baskets used in Covent Garden Market,
some of good measure, and some of guess, and some of luck altogether,
like a Railway’s charges. They come from every quarter of the globe;
and the pensive public may be well pleased if it gets a quarter of its
bargain. A bushel may hold a peck more or less, according to the last
jump made upon it. The basket-makers are by no means rogues, because
the contents can make no difference to them. They turn out strong ware,
at a very high price, so many inches in width, and so many in depth,
according to tradition. Then they pat it, and pitch it down, and paint
the name upon it; and their business ends, except to get their money.
And of this they never fail; for the grower, as a rule, grows honesty
as his chief, and often only crop. But after that basket’s virgin fill,
how many meretricious uses does it undergo! The poor grower, who has
paid half a crown for it, never uses it again perhaps, until it is worn
out, and comes back to him, with a shilling demanded for his name; when
it has spent all its prime in half the shops and trucks of London.
Here it has passed through a varied course of fundamental changes,
alternately holding three pecks and five according to its use for sale
or purchase. At first it was gifted with a slightly incurved bottom,
not such a deep “kick” as a Champagne-bottle has—which Napoleon III.
vainly strove to abolish—but a moderate and decent inward tendency.
Here the rogue spies his vantage ground. Before filling it for sale, he
lays it flat upon its rim, mounts upon the concave eternal, and with a
few heavy jumps of both heels produces a bold and lofty internal dome.
Then he stuffs up the cavity round the side with a tidy lot of hay, or
leaves, or paper, and lo you have three pecks as brave as any four! But
is he going to buy by that measure? He lays it firmly upon its base,
gets inside, and jumps with equal vigour. The accommodating bottom
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