Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
There were only two men in the room, both lounging in shabby armchairs
near the fire, and smoking, yet not looking peaceful. Tompkins was
surprised at this, because he could never have his own black pipe, with
the cheapest and strongest tobacco to puff, and his own bit of fire to
dry his sodden feet, without feeling as if he could stand anything from
any one, even to the theft of his very last halfpenny by his youngest
boy Bob, who was bound to know better, with so many rascals in front of
him. And these rich gentlemen (for so they seemed) were smoking a fine
blue curly cloud, such as a poor man can only put his nose to, when
the putty is gone from the glass between him and his true superior.
Bill became deeply curious now. That gentlemen of such tip-top style,
too grand almost for the world to carry, drinking rare stuff like the
sun through church windows, and smoking (as if it was so much dirt)
cigars such as Bill knew by memory—for he had picked up a pretty fair
stump sometimes—that they should be hob-nob in this little room (no
better than his own Uncle Tompkins had), yet not at all hob by nob soft
and pleasant, and looking fit to fly at one another, for two peas—all
this must mean something as was natural for police, if only they could
be persuaded to do more than flap their white gloves in view of tricks
that were nobby. Mr. Tompkins applied a dry rasp to his lips with his
knuckles, well fitted for that operation, which had many times saved
the mouth from evil issue. Then he listened and gazed intently; as no
man can do, who has had his powers spoiled by the higher education.
“Then it quite comes to this,” said the gentleman whose face was in
full view to Bill, though by no means a fair view; “that you mean to
throw me over, after all my risk, and take the fair spoil for yourself.
I have known a good many cool things in my time; but this by long
chalks is the coolest.”
“Take it at that same temperature,” answered the larger and younger
man, who was lolling back, with the roof of his system exposed to Bill,
who perceived therein a likeness to the back of a yellow Skye dog who
has not been combed very lately; “you have let yourself in for it, for
the sake of filthy lucre; and, alas! it proves that I was entirely
misinformed. Make the best of it, old man. You have rushed into a
scrape. There is too much proof, I fear, that it is all your own doing.
The law will be down upon you, and where is your defence? There is one
way, and only one, to hush it up. The girl must marry one of us, after
what has happened. She has not got a sixpence, and she is wild with
rage. Disappoints me there, after all my mother’s lessons. Don’t think
you could tame her, Pots; but feel sure that I could. Then here I step
in, like the deuce from a machine, and magnanimously offer to make
amends for my mistake. And instead of being grateful, you set to and
slate me! Consider what a lot of that I shall have from the mother.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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