Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
Lofty and good as she was, my aunt could scarcely be expected to see
things thus. A lady who has never been up a ladder, is afraid of
her skirts, even more than of her head. Aunt Parslow was not at all
strait-laced—for she had given up caring about her figure now—but she
did think that Kitty and I were almost too much wrapped up in one
another; and perhaps that was why, in her feminine style, she had
brought Miss Chalker, or vainly tried to bring her, in between us.
On the following day, the spring-cart arrived, with Selsey Bill’s
biggest boy sitting up to drive; and away I went, with nothing truly
settled, but everything left elastic; as happens nearly always, when
the women have their way. I promised to bring Uncle Corny to reason (as
the ladies viewed that substance), and to come back the next day but
one, if wet bandages enabled the old horse to do it again. He was wiry
enough, but his wire was stiff, and some of the connections rickety.
“Kit, you are a fool,” Mr. Orchardson said, as soon as he had done the
outside talk; “do you mean to have that girl, or not?”
I assured him that I hoped quite as warmly and wholly to marry my
beautiful darling, as I did to be alive for the purpose of doing it,
now that the Lord had restored my health.
“Then look alive,” he answered, “or you will never do it. She is not
safe even where she is. I am not going to tell you what I know, because
you would think me fanciful! only I say that if it was my case, I would
not lose a day that is not demanded by manners and decency. You have
her father’s consent, and hers. You are surrounded by wily foes. I
have explained everything to Mr. Golightly! he is a sensible man, and
he does not care twopence for Miss Coldpepper, for she never gives
a sixpence she can help towards the church. Widow Cutthumb will take
fourteen shillings a week including coals and candles. Two weeks done
properly will make three Sundays, and you will be both in the parish.
I have got an old door, which I mean to put up, to keep people from
landing in her garden, and I defy them to get into the house from the
street. I believe they don’t know where your Kitty is at present; but
they will find out; and what can that old maid, with all her lap-dogs,
do to protect her? If you mean your Kitty to be ever Mrs. Kit, you must
look sharp, and no mistake.”
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