Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
Even as he spoke, his ancient cuckoo sang out one o’clock; and I obeyed
his orders, and even found a little comfort in the thought, that Kitty
would have smiled to see my clumsy efforts; for she was very knowing
about making fires up. When I had contrived to eat a bit of something,
which my uncle warmed up for me, though I never knew what it was, he
gave me a glass of old ale, and took a drop himself; and we talked of
our calamity, until it was time to go. He asked me whether anything
within the last few days could be called to mind that bore at all upon
this sudden mystery. Whether any jarring words, however little thought
of, had passed between my wife and me, as is sometimes the case, even
when a couple are all in all to one another. But I could remember none,
nor any approach to such a thing; and I had never seen a frown upon my
darling’s forehead.
Then he told me what he had heard about his former tenant, Harker,
the man whom he ejected by a fumigating process, much more successful
than the ejectment of the frost. It was nothing more than this, and
even this perhaps a piece of idle village gossip. Old Arkerate had
taken much amiss his tardy expulsion, for he meant to live rent-free
through winter, and had been heard to say that he would be—something
anticipatory perhaps of his final doom—if that blessed young couple
should be in his house very long. For he knew a trick worth two of
that. And if he had been smoked out, hang them, they should be burned
out.
I agreed with my uncle that such stuff as this was not worth repeating,
especially as nothing of the kind had come to pass; and yet again
it appeared suspicious that the door through which my dear wife had
vanished should be the very one which old Harker had used for his
special entrance and exit; while he had even been jealous of any
attempt on the part of the owners to use it. But my uncle and myself
were uncommonly poor hands at anything akin to spying. Our rule had
always been to accept small fibs (such as every man receives by the
dozen daily) without passing them through a fine sieve; which if any
man does, he will have little time for any other employment.
“Take this big stick, Kit; I brought it for the purpose,” said my
uncle, when I had knocked a dozen times in vain, at the door of
Sergeant Biggs, our head policeman; “it is the toughest bit of stuff I
have ever handled. It will go through the panel of the door, before it
breaks. Don’t be afraid, my boy; take both hands; but let me get out of
the way, before you swing it. Ah, that ought to bring him out. But we
must make allowance for the strength of his sleep, because he has such
practice at it, all day long.”
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