Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
Aunt Parslow was not very gracious at first, though she could not find
fault with the strawberries. She pretended that she had some quite as
good; though she declared herself to be most grateful. But as soon
as I said, “Send for some of your own; that will be the true proof
of the pudding, aunt,” she discovered that her own were not quite at
their best just now, and in fact they had been so good, that the slugs
and the blackbirds could not resist them. This showed very little
self-command on their part; for there was not a good fruit among them,
as I found out on Sunday, the beds being a mixture of some twenty
kinds, growing in great tussocks, and for the most part barren, which
was just as well.
I let my aunt have her own way, as a man should let all women
do, except those of his own household; and by-and-by she became
more pleasant, especially when she had discovered—as she did at
dinner-time—that my present state of health required a bottle of
her dry champagne. Being compelled myself, I thought it just to use
coercion too, and had the satisfaction soon of finding her much more
ladylike. Her coldness towards me passed away, and when we had clinked
our glasses twice, we resumed our proper footing.
“You don’t fill up,” she said more than once, and I found the same
fault with her; and when that error had been removed, we could enter
into one another’s feelings.
“The great thing you want is nourishment,” she said, when I had made
a noble dinner; “people in the present age never attach sufficient
importance to that point. They indulge too much in stimulants—no more,
Kit, no more, or at the outside, only half fill your own, for you
require it—while they scarcely allow themselves time to take the proper
amount of substance. Through a very old and deeply respected friend of
our family in the City, a man of the loftiest principles, I am enabled
to get the real turtle at half-price; and it has been instrumental,
under Providence, in the restoration of your health. I have sent him a
telegram; and to-morrow, although it is the Sabbath-day, we shall find
a tin here, when we return from church. It is better than Grove’s, or
any that you see in the windows going down Cheapside. A turtle should
never be allowed to sprawl about barbarously in the sun. It is against
his nature, and it does him harm. He becomes demoralized, and looses
firmness. They say that we all spring from turtles now; but I cannot
believe it; for cannibalism is never nice, and turtle is. What a turtle
your Uncle Cornelius would have made!”
“I am glad that you find him so nice,” I replied; “but he would always
have tasted of tobacco.”
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