Kit and Kitty: A Story of West MiddlesexBlackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
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Kit and Kitty: A Story of West Middlesex
Blackmore, R. D. (Richard Doddridge)
Middlesex (England) -- Fiction
But now we had a very fair midsummer, neither too hot nor too cold; and
the air was not only fresh but soft, and full of sweet yet invigorating
smells. At the top of every hill, one seemed to sniff the rich calm of
the valley, and again in the valley to feel the crisp air of the hill
coming down for a change of mood; there was nothing to make much fuss
about in the way of striking scenery; but a pretty peep could be had
at almost every turn of travelling, where green leaves softened the
brilliant sky, and sheep and cattle, in quiet pastures, showed that
they accepted life, as if it were a blessing.
But I found my uncle regarding life from a very different point of
view. He had brought all his strawberry-pickers in at three o’clock
that morning, to make the great hit of the summer, as he hoped, in
the Monday forenoon market. At six a.m. he had sent off about five
hundredweight of prime fruit, all in pound punnets with dewy leaves,
as fresh as the daybreak, and as bright as the sun, before it leaves
off blushing. But ere he could put one upon his stand, one hundred
and twenty tons of French stuff, which had been discharged the night
before, were running, like a flood from some horse-knacker’s, in every
alley of the market. This refuse was offered, by the bucketful, at a
penny a pound, which was too much for it; a dumpy, and flabby, and
slimy mass, fit for children to make dirt pies of. Of course the good
buyers would not look at it, for no man could put it in his window. But
the British public could put it in their stomachs, which is not at all
a choice receptacle; and the mere fact of its presence took the shine
out of all fair English fruit. Uncle Corny’s choice _Presidents_, and
_Dr. Hoggs_, as good as if they leaped from stalk to lip, became jam
for the Juggernauth of free trade; and he was left lamenting, as well
as swearing very hard.
Whenever he had used strong language,—however well justified by
international law—he was apt to show less of true penitence, than of
anger with the world that had made him do it. Being a righteous man, he
always felt ashamed; but he never was known to retract an expression;
though he often declared that his words had been too weak, and he
wished he had said what he was charged with saying. But Selsey Bill
told me that he had been “just awful,” and they were expecting beer all
round, as a token of remorse. “Said a’ would sack every son of a gun of
us! Never knowed ’un say that, wi’out sending can out by-and-by. Ah,
he is a just man, Master Kit, if ever was one.”
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